Another personal question for Jeff
Ah, a brilliant way to throw off Jeff! Once your account gets deleted (for obvious reasons) re-register with the same name, but different capital letters.
Don't worry. Those capital letters will throw everyone off. CedarpointNut, your secret is safe with me. No one will know who you really are.
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- Peabody
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We have waited all through the years for the 6 jokers cards...Carnival of Carnage, the Ringmaster, the Riddlebox, the Great Milenko, the Amazing Jeckel Brothers and now the 6th and Final card...the Wraith. What will happen now?
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(Exterior: Playa's split-level -- new siding job and all -- at night as the Word "DUHHHH" flashes acorss the darkened sky....)
CO: Was that the Signal? Is duty calling once again? Waitaminnit, there's an eighth-note combo coming up!
Stay tuned for another thrilling episode of Captain Obvious! Right after 'Baby Gimme Your Love', anyway...
-'Playa
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The CPlaya 100--6 days, 9 parks, 47 coasters, 2037 miles and a winner.....LoCoSuMo.
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And now a very special episode of Captain Obvious.....
Good day, witless and somewhat creepy suburbanite poster.
I, Captain Obvious, will now vanquish you with the most powerful weapon in my arsenal....the ugly, ugly truth.
Has it been cool to log on and see post after post that have something to do with you? Really? But has it really been about CPNut? No. Not really. In fact, not at all.
You have only been as interesting as I have made you, nothing more. On your own, you're really rather ponderous and quite a bore to read. Quick: Name three villians who have their own well-known comic book. See what I mean? People only want to read about heroes like me smacking you around like a rag doll. Sorry.
Why don't you read some back issues of CO? I, The Obvious One and my mild-mannered(?) friend CPlaya have matched wits with dozens of other posters. Issue #2 features Koaster King, #3 has supermandl, other issues have included opthodoc, The Great Mycke Phrease, some Mysterious Pagan Goddess chick, rentzy....the list goes on and on. Even Jeff did a cameo in one of those single-page Hostess fruit pie commercials.
One small problem: At some point it ends. Nobody wants to see the same villian month after month after month. The other nemeses to my keen sense of the plain-and-readily-apparent have moved on. We don't sit there and hiss at each other all day. That's just plain tiresome.
You, my friend, have reached page 32 of your issue. Frankly, I believe you crumpled to the ground on page 12 and the last 20 pages were variations of you lying supine while the good townfolk of CoasterBuzz City and I took turns kicking you in the gut. Nevertheless, I leave you to be mildly interesting or incredibly, tediously boring on your own. If you'd like to buy some x-ray specs or Charles Atlas' musclebuilding guide, knock yourself out. But neither one will give you the same education as lurking, reading up and getting a feel for the site before flapping your gums.
-'Playa
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The CPlaya 100--6 days, 9 parks, 47 coasters, 2037 miles and a winner.....LoCoSuMo.
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I don't know whether to call that a comedy or a tragedy! :)
That gets two smelly toes up!
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My K'Nex Coasters - 2nd Coaster added
Coming to Wyandot Lake in 2003: Hi-Striker's Revenge
And what do those two toes smell like--as opposed to the other eight? Where have they been exactly?
-'Playa
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The CPlaya 100--6 days, 9 parks, 47 coasters, 2037 miles and a winner.....LoCoSuMo.
As I sit and contemplate the current situation, I can't help but think this is a huge conspiracy. Jeff and 'Playa share an account known as CedarPointNut. In an attempt to become more infamous than they already are, they staged this humorous routine...
Farfetched? Yeah. But there just can't be anybody this moronic left on the earth...
... right?
So 'Playa'!!! Are you saying that the ever popular, oh so creepy, cant get a woman so he must stalk others, wont realize the wrath of Captain Obvious, "CPNut", has finally ran out his time on the..... "15-minutes of fame"?
All pancake eating, trailer trashin, 8-miling, strange things must come to an end I guess. :)
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2 superheroes in Gurnee next season? Oh the humanity. :)
Well, yes and no. CO was last seen flying around GTTP, and pancakes will be around until they're specifically banned by the TOS (which I'm betting will happen very, very soon). But otherwise CEDARPOINTnut is on his own against the townsfolk. CO won't rescue him from obscurity.
Say....do you like getting stomped with Timberlands?
-'Playa
(or possibly the third poster on the grassy knoll...)
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The CPlaya 100--6 days, 9 parks, 47 coasters, 2037 miles and a winner.....LoCoSuMo.
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Closed topic.
