Amusement Park Advertisements with Roller Coasters Not Actually in Advertised Park

How would that be fair to those of us who have to read the whole thing?

I bet it would have such a low circulation that you're forced to buy the Fast Pass.

Huh. It's still cheaper than Gonch's book. $60? I mean, I know there's a $30 version, but I've heard it leaves out chapters 4, 5, 9, and 12.

Also, I've heard it isn't really him on the cover.

Am I the only one who wishes she could 'vote up' her own posts? ;-)

I have no hard feelings with anyone. I hope the same is true of everyone else. All is good. Well mostly...Gonch still gets under my skin from time to time. ;-)

You want me.

Who doesn't? I miss the days when you had a leg on your shoulder.

JOz99 said:

I bet it would have such a low circulation that you're forced to buy the Fast Pass.

Are we talking about the purple coaster train?

a_hoffman50 said:

I miss the days when you had a leg on your shoulder.

That has to be the most creepy thing I've read on the internet this evening. And I just got off of the German porn site with the girls going down slides in leather shorts.

Gonch now exists in a dimension that is beyond all women and the placement of their various limbs...

^^I'd pay 28 bucks to see that.

Kings Island's new Haunt video shows their new inverted B&M. I like the red. I can't wait to get there to ride it. ;-)

I wish I could find an awesome shirt showing off cool angles and all the stats of Woodstock Express. Maybe from the alley coaster shirt dealer.

Found a link to this Dorney Park commercial that I've seen a number of times this year. It's a witty commercial with a creative twist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2244CWOjRQ&feature=related

But I think even non-enthusiasts in the area know that if you want to ride a good wooden coaster, you don't go to Dorney. Especially if that coaster has a yellow train.

Yep, that's another cut-and-paste CF ad. I linked to the Kings Island version a little ways back.