BUY A GOLIATH T-SHIRT AND GET A PREMIER RIDE

Was at SFGA the weekend, when I saw a sign saying if you buy a GOLIATH t-shirt or hoode you get a Premier Pass (ticket) to Ride Goliath at midnight June1st .. I got mine!!

Holy capital letters, a Premier Ride? Wow, that's a hell of a prize. Do we get to pick which one?

Meh, I already have one. It's shiny and blue.

That's the one I'm going to take when I buy a Goliath T-shirt. Sorry dude.

You can have it. I'm going for one of the flight of fears.

My brother is overweight and requires Goliath T-shirts. Will he be able to fit on this ride?

More importantly, can he fit in the shirt?

Or can he firt in the...nevermind.

Firt ... he is such a firt

When I read the title, I thought I'd be getting an actual roller coaster with the t-shirt, not a seat ON a roller coaster.

Hence all of the previous jokes about which "premier ride" each of us wanted.

High five!

Premier, aka like the first to see the movie or err .. ride the roller coaster first? I didnt create the marketing campaign, I just reported the facts. .. NOW Go Ride!! Muhahahaha

Oh, you mean Premiere?

Got it. :)

Premier.

Sorry Bird; wouldn't ride that.

Too bad they don't make cymbals. "Premier ride" would have yet another meaning.

Eagle?

Those that got the passes will now get 2 EXIT PASS tickets to use anytime during 2014 season.

Raven-Phile said:

You can have it. I'm going for one of the flight of fears.

Smoking, non-smoking, or first available?