Charmland announces MagicCharmBracelet
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Introducing this year's hottest amusement accessory, the MagicCharmBracelet! We've spent nearly 2 billion seconds thinking of ways to enhance the guest experience, and with the technical help of the local high school computer club we're now able to bring Charmland USA into the 21st century.
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Tekwardo
You're such a wise owl andy.
Wait, has Travis contributed one of his convoluted plays yet?
sws
Actually Tek, Andy is a mature owl. It's not like he claims to have a 4.0 GPA. Or ever tried to count all 128 cars in the Charmland parking lot.
Raven-Phile
Listen, okay? I don't really like English, but I'm really good at math.
slithernoggin
I just really hate the Charmland corporate tree rotation program.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
--Fran Lebowitz
JOz99
Sorry I'm late to the party. I was busy eating a burrito at Canada's Wonderland while it was 92 degrees, then snowing 15 minutes later.
LostKause
I just wish Cedar Point had some trees, or shade or something. I can stand the miserable sunlight.
And I hate that I have to actually PAY for the chance to win a BOGO game.
Oh, and Flashpass is a scam. (poking fun at myself a little there.)
-Travis
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Richie Reflux
Are there any chain restaurants at Charmland?... Claw Games?...
I am just trying anything to contribute to this.
Very funny concept and great thread!
Here's To Shorter Lines & Longer Trip Reports!
OMFG STEAM ROXORZ TEH BIG ONE111!
Route 420 & Route 318, April 7, 2014 – Charmland USA amusement park/resort, voted the "Best Tree Amusement Park in the World" for a record 16 consecutive years, has announced plans for a new Hooters Restaurant to debut this summer at the charming amusement park/resort. Located on the Main Treeway on the site of the former Johnny Treestumps, Hooters will treat guests to an award-winning menu and a full-service bar, all in a relaxed atmosphere.
Dale from Dayton
Mike Gallagher
Well, a certain kind of Hooters roost in trees, so this is rather plausible.
The amusement park rises bold and stark..kids are huddled on the beach in a mist
http://support.gktw.org/site/TR/CoastingForKids/General?px=1248054&...fr_id=1372
kpjb
The Lemon Chill guy told me that Lampy the Lamppost is sinking.
Hi
birdhombre
Is that why they're moving it to Japan? Or did a park in Japan already build a taller lamppost? Alls I know is, Japan is involved somehow, because reasons.
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