Posted Tuesday, April 1, 2014 12:34 PM | Contributed by Jeff
Introducing this year's hottest amusement accessory, the MagicCharmBracelet! We've spent nearly 2 billion seconds thinking of ways to enhance the guest experience, and with the technical help of the local high school computer club we're now able to bring Charmland USA into the 21st century.
Visit the Charmland USA Facebook page.
This is so unfair. Rich people need to wait in line just like everyone else to look at the trees.
Um... Is this fer real?
That's so unfair! How come Michigan's Adventure doesn't get MagicCharmBracelets?
100% bona fide.
Um... Is this fer real?
I think you may have a typo...shouldn't that read:
"Is this FIR real?"
I almost said "fir". Then I almost said "fur". But I decided on "fer" when I mighta said "fore".
I bought a magic charm bracelet once, but when I got there, they told me they didn't have any in stock and they sent me 10 miles down the road to get another one, and I still had to pay full price.
I don't go to Charmland since they moved my favorite tree to Charmowinds.Last edited by Tekwardo, Tuesday, April 1, 2014 6:39 PM
I got fired from charmland because the thumb scanners are unreliable.
Eh. I can't fit my arms around the redwoods anymore so they should make trees to accommodate me.
How's the wifi situation at charmland? I feel the need to look important.
^You should try Chargeland up the street - best wifi available, and "free" unlimited charging stations. They also have espresso in Big Gulp cups...
All the other parks are getting new rides and Charmland just gets glorified pieces of jewelry. I'd have even been happier with a dining plan!
I'm going to Charms Island and want to know if my brother who's mostly belly will be able to fit his arms around the trees to hug them.
Unfortunately, the MagicCharmBracelets had so many laws, regulations, forms, and red tape that Lighty the Lightpost's identity was stolen online. Guess he should have consulted with 913girl and her little brother first.
If they really needed charmbracelets at charm world, they'd be selling them already.
Or Maverick.Last edited by Tekwardo, Tuesday, April 1, 2014 11:33 PM
Charmland is pricing out all their customers and degrading the experience for most of their loyal customer base. They'll quickly reverse this decision. You'll see.
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