Fast Lane Plus coming to Cedar Point

I worry if I ride the 1001 Nacht type ride at Knoebels that I am touching a part that that chick licked.

Um... Of course you are.

You WERE talking about the documentary on the woman who was in love with the amusement park ride at Knoebels, right? Or was that something else?

bunky666 said:

I worry if I ride the 1001 Nacht type ride at Knoebels that I am touching a part that that chick licked.

HAHAHAHAHA! Funniest post of the year, so far!

For those who have not been properly introduced to the strange love between a human and an amusement park ride...

*bowing* Thank you, thank you very much.

I agree about the licking thing. That was pretty funny.

I was talking with someone on another website who claims that he doesn't like going to parks because of the metal handrails in the Queues. He imagines thousands of snot nosed kids, picking their boogers and then running their hands all over those rails..

That really gave me the chuckles. I told him that Cedar fair would probably just publicize that, and then sell disinfectant wipes at the que entrances for $1.00 a shot.

Don't wan't rail boogers?! Get booger free with...cedar fair fun wipes!!

Actually, I'm sure they already sell hand sanitizer at a steep rate in the gift stores.

I bring my own hand sanitizer. Amusement parks are nasty, germ-infested places. Can you imagine how many poop-stained hands touch everything that you touch while there? Grab-bars, handrails, lap bars, counter tops and tables, door handles, video game buttons, control sticks and knobs... Yuck.

Took my nephew to Great Adventure and then to Outback for dinner. Ordered one of my all time favorite foods, the Aussie cheese fries. Said nephew stuck his hands in the cheese fries right at the top where all the best fries are. Nephew nearly got forked to death, cheese fries got thrown out.

And this was the "no power at Great Adventure for three hours followed by my embarrassing injury requiring golf cart ride to first aid station" day.

Craptacular.

LostKause said:

I bring my own hand sanitizer. Amusement parks are nasty, germ-infested places. Can you imagine how many poop-stained hands touch everything that you touch while there? Grab-bars, handrails, lap bars, counter tops and tables, door handles, video game buttons, control sticks and knobs... Yuck.

Catch me at Beastbuzz, I gladly lick a handrail for you.

I would pay at least a dollar to see that.

Heh.

A lot Sheldon Coopers here in terms of germs.

Kid Licks An Entire NYC Subway Rail

Also, obligatory Simpsons reference.

Tyler Boes said:

Yeah, between every class I am coasterbuzz.

Tyler Boes said:

no, the other 15% is facebook

I can't even tell you how glad I am that these things weren't available when I was in high school, let alone the smart phones that make them accessible 24/7. This is especially true for facebook. I find them to be distracting now. I can't imagine how bad it would have been then.

GoBucks89 said:

A lot Sheldon Coopers here in terms of germs.

"Not all germs, just the ones that could kill me."

I'm ok with them selling a Fast Lane Plus. However, I won't be buying it until a few more amenities are included. I want my segment of the queue to have gold handrails instead of silver, and some sort of squishy carpeting to stand on instead of concrete. Should only be a couple years away, eh?

I'd also like someone to announce when I've arrived at the train.

Michael Buffer? That's an extra $50.

Tyler Boes said:

school dances are kind of stupid. roller coasters, now that's cool!

How many times in a given school year would you say you wind up with your head in the toilet? just curious.