Disney closes anti-obesity exhibit because of negative perception

Hope you had a better day on the beach than I did. I went to meet up with a girl, and this guy showed up:

http://tinyurl.com/443ep26

Wow. I am guessing coaster club members who like model trains must be really bad. [drafting ebay listings for model train collection]

How bout that Dumbo. He's quite a chunk.

"I swear, I was just coming to meet this underaged girl on the beach to tell her about the dangers of the internet. Kind of like a mentor."

I just had the Bartles and James with me so I could let her get drunk and sick, and realize she didn't ever want to drink like that again...

You are a hero. A true American hero. Her parents should thank you. The entire country should thank you.

Well, I'm thinking I'm going to get some kind of award. That guy just asked me to have a seat over there and wait while they prepared for me.

Nope, no award. He just told me I was free to go. I guess I'm leaving empty handed. I'll have to try again nex

You should hang around the house for a few minutes and enjoy your glass of lemonade before you head home. Looks like there is some type of skirmish going on the in front yard anyways. No need to go out and get messed up with that.

You know who this weirdo talking to me reminds me of? That dude off Dateline.

Nah. It can't be him. That stuff only happens to guys who have bad intentions.

Or greezy hair and frumpy cloths.

Are you using "greezy" in the right context?

Greezy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ8wXKgyTcM

that's what I'm talkin' bout :)

Shades said:
Are you using "greezy" in the right context?

I'm using definition 4.1

Having said that, definition 7 really fits Phillip.

The real problem is your self-esteem, PVee. There is hope for you though, because I know plenty of annoying, belligerent, ugly, stupid, untalented, trollish people with no style who have plenty of friends. Go get 'em, cowboy. lol

Wow, there's a lot of dicketry to go around today.

LostKause said:
The real problem is your self-esteem, PVee. There is hope for you though, because I know plenty of annoying, belligerent, ugly, stupid, untalented, trollish people with no style who have plenty of friends. Go get 'em, cowboy. lol

You forgot the adjectives lazy, alcoholic, short tempered, employed, heterosexual, bored, careless, nerf herder.

This crazy number crunching cowboy likes the number one today, as in one pretty lady for a lost cause. Damn, I just can't stop giving.

Lol u mad, bro?