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Holiday World and Splashin' Safari plans to announce their $8.4 million expansion plans on August 26, and is whipping enthusiasts into a frenzy in the process.
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But go to ANY waterpark that has speed slides and notice that they normally feature two or three very bored lifeguards and a really short line. Everyone makes the mistake of going down one of those slides *once*, then spends the next half-hour trying to separate swim trunks from lower alimentary canal. It's not a pleasant experience nor is it a pretty sight. Kings Island took their speed slides out when they renovated, and at the Wyandot Lake auction, the speed slides got no bids.
--Dave Althoff, Jr.
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