Funniest thing said at a park?
I was in line for the Ninja at SFOG a couple of weeks ago, and this couple next to me was doing some heavy petting when the ride op came over the intercom and said, "Six Flags over Georgia is a family theme park, please refrain from all public showings of affection, especially you two in the back who need to get a room!" They were so embarresed (I know it's spelled wrong!). Everyone was laughing at them and making kissing noisies. It was the funniest!
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What is life without ups and downs!?!?
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What is life without ups and downs!?!?
I was in line in the station at Thunderhawk at Dorney Park, and there were guests dribbling baketballs in the station, so the ride op came over the mic and said, "please do not play with your balls in the station" it was hilarious especially since he didn't think of it that way untill after he said it and everyone started laughing.
I actually have a few ones...
While in line for Chaos at CP- I was wearing a SON OF BEAST teeshirt and the ride op came on the loud speaker,"Anyone caught wearing OTHER shirts from OTHER parks will be executed..uh ejected from the park.." He was kidding...
My daughter coming off of Sooperdooperlooper at Hershey.." I loved that coaster Mommy but the worst part was the loop!"
We bought her one of those hand-held fans that you wear around your neck and whatever possessed her to do this is beyond me..she held it up to her ear to "listen" to it and her hair got caught in it!
This couple wanted to ask us for directions but said "I see you are wrapped up"....after that she was missing quite some hair..:)
Then in line for Lightning Racer at Hershey..
It makes a "Lightning strike"kinda storm sounds..
people actually thought it was starting to rain and left...DUH
"How much does it cost to ride the rides?"..a couple in line at PKI at the admission booth.
"How much does this game cost?"..with a 1.00 sign IN FRONT OF HIM!!
"How do you play this game?"...SKILL CRANE
"Mommy..I dont see any snakes..".looking at Madusa
"What does this ride do?"..looking at Power Tower
"Where is Millennium Force?"...standing in the midway..
"Does Iron Dragon go underwater?"
"Does Disaster Transport go underwater?"
"Does Magnum go...underwater??????"...at that point I was putting someone underwater!!
While in line for Chaos at CP- I was wearing a SON OF BEAST teeshirt and the ride op came on the loud speaker,"Anyone caught wearing OTHER shirts from OTHER parks will be executed..uh ejected from the park.." He was kidding...
My daughter coming off of Sooperdooperlooper at Hershey.." I loved that coaster Mommy but the worst part was the loop!"
We bought her one of those hand-held fans that you wear around your neck and whatever possessed her to do this is beyond me..she held it up to her ear to "listen" to it and her hair got caught in it!
This couple wanted to ask us for directions but said "I see you are wrapped up"....after that she was missing quite some hair..:)
Then in line for Lightning Racer at Hershey..
It makes a "Lightning strike"kinda storm sounds..
people actually thought it was starting to rain and left...DUH
"How much does it cost to ride the rides?"..a couple in line at PKI at the admission booth.
"How much does this game cost?"..with a 1.00 sign IN FRONT OF HIM!!
"How do you play this game?"...SKILL CRANE
"Mommy..I dont see any snakes..".looking at Madusa
"What does this ride do?"..looking at Power Tower
"Where is Millennium Force?"...standing in the midway..
"Does Iron Dragon go underwater?"
"Does Disaster Transport go underwater?"
"Does Magnum go...underwater??????"...at that point I was putting someone underwater!!
When I worked at the Magic Kingdom:
"Where did they put the blue castle?" (during the 25th anniversary when the castle was painted pink)
"How do I get to the Magic Kingdom?"
When I worked at the Disney MGM Studios:
"How do I get to Disney World?"
"Where is Back to the Future?"
When I worked at the Universe of Energy (at Epcot):
"Is this a roller coaster?"
"Does it go upside down?"
"Is this the Monorail?"
On the Monorails:
"Don't tell me I can't take a monorail to MGM! I rode it here this morning!"
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NotWedge
"I'm not crazy, I just don't give a darn."
"Where did they put the blue castle?" (during the 25th anniversary when the castle was painted pink)
"How do I get to the Magic Kingdom?"
When I worked at the Disney MGM Studios:
"How do I get to Disney World?"
"Where is Back to the Future?"
When I worked at the Universe of Energy (at Epcot):
"Is this a roller coaster?"
"Does it go upside down?"
"Is this the Monorail?"
On the Monorails:
"Don't tell me I can't take a monorail to MGM! I rode it here this morning!"
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NotWedge
"I'm not crazy, I just don't give a darn."
"Is that Steel Phantom?" -Someone Pointing at a Goliath shirt.
And you stepped in and said that it actually was Superman Ride of Steel. LOL
I was at Knotts last week and someone was telling their friend that Ghostrider's wood actually has steel on the inside of it. LMAO
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Say no, to lap bar nazis!
And you stepped in and said that it actually was Superman Ride of Steel. LOL
I was at Knotts last week and someone was telling their friend that Ghostrider's wood actually has steel on the inside of it. LMAO
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Say no, to lap bar nazis!
coasterpunk said:
"I never really heard anyones full comments but at Hershey for some reason people stand and gawk at the Sidewinder. It's just a sutpid boomerang people are amazed at how it goes forward and backwards. I guess people don't get out much.
That just goes to show you that the GP might actually enjoy the coasters we enthusiasts like to make fun of. Probabaly 4 out of 5 members of the GP don't even know that Sidewinder is one of 30+ boomerangs worldwide. For all they know Sidewinder is the only one.
Back to the funny things said...
"This ride is SO weak!!" -Some kid after riding Shivering Timbers.
"This is the tallest wooden roller coaster in the world." -Some guy in line for Colossus.
"What does this ride do?" -A lady in line for S:TE.
"No, this is NOT a standing coaster, [pointing] there are seats right there." -Some guy in line for Riddler's Revenge.
"The one at Cedar Point is WAY bigger." -Some guy wathcing Perilous Plunge.
"That was worse than that (automobile) accident I had a month ago." -A guy getting off Psyclone.
"This coaster sucks! Yeah, let's go on Boomerang again!" -Two kids after riding GhostRider.
I realize that this further proves my first point of this post.
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"X" marks the spot in 2001!
I guess the Adventure Express ride is a constant source of comedy. After the notorious "You will pay" speil, I heard one little girl lean over to her father ann say "That's it? Daddy that SUCKED!"...well said my child, well said =].
jeremy
--BTW my parents and sister were a bit peeved about the ending as well :)
jeremy
--BTW my parents and sister were a bit peeved about the ending as well :)
Oh boy, here at SFGAm, there are a lot. where to start.
~ride op with a lisp talking when raging bull went down about cedar point. "when i first heard about that 550 foot drop, i was just like.... huh.... sweet.
~"hey mom, there's a ride, it's called 'Cool Zone'" as they walk over to it and look for an entrance.
~friend on giant drop "oh man, I'm going to slip out.." seious and pale.
~"anyone wanna go on the WHIZZA!!!!!!" --really enthusiastic tourist.
~ "hey look, lets go on that 'Raging Congo'".
~man filling up bottle with no shirt on. he dropped it and said "taht was a curveball" it was a had to be there moment.
~Me getting kicked out of the park for pushing someone OVER the railing and into the water.=)
~My friend getting pushed into a person in a wheel chair and knocking him over.
~Friend- "lets go shopping for hats at the lost and found"
~"I don't wanna go on that raging bull after those people died. You know when the train got stuck in a loop and then fell down. WOW, looks like they removed all the loops. They sure did that fast."
~dumb kid at my school "Oh yeah, I remember a few years ago when they ran ALL the roller coasters backwards. It was Awesome going DOWN the chain lift."
~Last one I can remember- some guy at the arcade (55 or so) that was REALLY white trashy got over 450 dollars and got tickets. He then redeemed his tickets for a cordless phone. "Yes, now I don't need to go and BUY one. Those stores are always soooo expensive."
~ I know there are many more, but can't think of them right now.
~ride op with a lisp talking when raging bull went down about cedar point. "when i first heard about that 550 foot drop, i was just like.... huh.... sweet.
~"hey mom, there's a ride, it's called 'Cool Zone'" as they walk over to it and look for an entrance.
~friend on giant drop "oh man, I'm going to slip out.." seious and pale.
~"anyone wanna go on the WHIZZA!!!!!!" --really enthusiastic tourist.
~ "hey look, lets go on that 'Raging Congo'".
~man filling up bottle with no shirt on. he dropped it and said "taht was a curveball" it was a had to be there moment.
~Me getting kicked out of the park for pushing someone OVER the railing and into the water.=)
~My friend getting pushed into a person in a wheel chair and knocking him over.
~Friend- "lets go shopping for hats at the lost and found"
~"I don't wanna go on that raging bull after those people died. You know when the train got stuck in a loop and then fell down. WOW, looks like they removed all the loops. They sure did that fast."
~dumb kid at my school "Oh yeah, I remember a few years ago when they ran ALL the roller coasters backwards. It was Awesome going DOWN the chain lift."
~Last one I can remember- some guy at the arcade (55 or so) that was REALLY white trashy got over 450 dollars and got tickets. He then redeemed his tickets for a cordless phone. "Yes, now I don't need to go and BUY one. Those stores are always soooo expensive."
~ I know there are many more, but can't think of them right now.
Boy I also have some good times at SFGAm:
-On the American Eagle, After the ride was over this just yelled "THAT WAS BETTER THAN A ORGASM!"(If you don't get it, I'm not going to explain,lol)
-I just thought it was kind of funny people were comparing the Giant Drop to the Demon Drop at CP.
-Me and my friends were at SFGAm together and we all got lost. We were searching for each other for about half of the day. It was also very hot and muggy out. So that wasn't too pleasant.
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Millennium Force all the way!
-On the American Eagle, After the ride was over this just yelled "THAT WAS BETTER THAN A ORGASM!"(If you don't get it, I'm not going to explain,lol)
-I just thought it was kind of funny people were comparing the Giant Drop to the Demon Drop at CP.
-Me and my friends were at SFGAm together and we all got lost. We were searching for each other for about half of the day. It was also very hot and muggy out. So that wasn't too pleasant.
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Millennium Force all the way!
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