Funniest thing said at a park?

I love the usual Dumb People you get visiting Parks, I also have a few amusing stories

Person goes up to Member of Staff(Ita raining by the way) Excuse me, Is this ride working
Member of Staff - Sorry, Its closed because of the whether.
Person - Do you know when it will stop raining then.

Person viewing Face Off at PKI - Why the hell cant they run 2 trains on this ride, the Queue will go so much quicker

Person viewing BKF Queue - I dont really wanna queue for that, the queue looks about 1hr long(The queue was long, but was actually only 20 mins with a 3 train op)

Person talking to member of staff when about to go on a Water Ride - Excuse me, Will I get wet on this ride

I also have a new story that happened recently. When I was at work, A Women and her Son came through my till, and The Women was wearing a Six Flags Jumper, I got talking to her and asked her what Six Flags she had visited, She said she had visited California and went to Six Flags Magic Mountain. she began to talk about a few of the rides she went on, and she talked about One Ride she went on called Goliath which she claimed was the Tallest Coaster in the World. She then tryed to remember how fast the ride went, so she asked her son, to which he replyed.

I think it went about 90 mph, and pulled about 80G's or something stupid like that.

ummmmmm, now correct me if I am wrong, but the last time I checked, If a Person actually tryed to pull 80G's, You would actually be dead and there would be no way to survive something like that. You should have seen my face though, I thought it was so funny, that I was trying desperatly not to laugh at his comment. I had a good giggle after work though ;) (The Lady's Son really meant it too, Also he was'nt young, I would say he looked about 25????)

when people are PDAing...I like to tell them this is a family park, not a family making park
LOL! Good one, ALF is cool.

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We're not White, Black, Hispanic, or Asian. We're American!

When I got of Kong at SFMW some guy yelled "that ride was awesome, one of the best rides ever!!!" I had to laugh at that. A SLC awesome!?!?!, come on now!
It is funny when the line is real short for a coaster and some GP says, man that line is way toooo long.
While standing in line for Wildcat at CP...............MOM!!!! I don't want to go on that ride! The bars that come over your head hurt!

*** This post was edited by cdrpointcrazy4 on 10/11/2001. ***

" I can't believe you didn't bring a condom with you!"  ~ my friend to me while in line for V2 @ SFGA.

she had said that she forgot something, but wouldn't tell me what it was.  after asking and asking and asking she asked to see my wallet and was surprised to find no condom.  I asked her why I would bring a condom to GA.  it wasn't like I was going to have sex in front of everyone, nor was I going to go into one of their nasty bathrooms and lock everyone else out.

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Jay and Silent Bob have left the building ~Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

We did the 2-way radio things all day, giving coaster commentary, ride times, and lot's of stuff.

It was really cool. We even had "code" names. My brother was "BlackTank," after his black tank-top. I was "BlackTank's Little Bro." And I sort of remember some other people. "Red Cross," the guy had a red cross shirt on.

It was pretty neat. At the end of the day, we met. They were with some group. Then, we went for night time rides on Maggie, they went on MF, because they hadn't been on it yet. It was fun.

This one i said, well i thought.  I this was before i was a roller coaster enthusiest.  I was at Disney MGM Studios and i thought the rockin' roller coaster was a some kind of ride simulater of a roller coaster.  I never thought in a million years that disney would acctually have a roller coaster.
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Montu, God Of Coasters

Raging Bull, Don't Fight It, Ride It

At SFoG, here's a couple I heard, I think these are the exact quotes:

 

"Where's Ninja?"

"Georgia Scorcher used to be called Ninja, they just renamed it."

- In line for Mindbender

 

And:

"I'd be so scared that I'd cut the cable and kill myself"

- Reffering to Dare Devil Dive, in line for GASM

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Oone of my friends told Thunderhawk's ride operator that it was my first coaster ride and the operator said that it was the cheesiest one in the park!

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movies+coasters= the most fun you could ever imagine!


Jeff said:
What time is the 10 o'clock laser show?
Does this ride go upside down?
Do you get wet on this ride?
When will it stop raining?
Where is Millennium Force?

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Jeff
Webmaster/Admin - CoasterBuzz.com


The "Do you get wet?" question may be silly for the water rides, but it is a serious concern for the deaf on many other rides.   You don't want to have several thousand dollars of electronics behind your ears get wet.  Hearing aids are not waterproof.  Traveling around the country we have learned to ask this question and hope that it is answered correctly.  We always carry double zip-loc bags, so my daugheter can remove her aids and protect them when there is water.
Many of the newer rides can surprise you with water sprays.  One good example is Spiderman at IOA.  The op told us that there was no water.  Fortunately, the spray was not heavy enough to do any real damage.

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