Six Flags Elitch Gardens thinks paying customers want to swim in garbage

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[Ed. note: The following is humor, if that wasn't obvious. -J]

The promotional activity, described in great detail at the park’s webpage, was created by SFEG management under the bizarre assumption that park guests would enjoy floundering in half-eaten chilidogs, sticky candy wrappers, rotted lettuce, and vomit.

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