Six Flags Elitch Gardens thinks paying customers want to swim in garbage

Posted Tuesday, April 29, 2003 5:05 AM | Contributed by Absolutely Reliable

[Ed. note: The following is humor, if that wasn't obvious. -J]

The promotional activity, described in great detail at the park’s webpage, was created by SFEG management under the bizarre assumption that park guests would enjoy floundering in half-eaten chilidogs, sticky candy wrappers, rotted lettuce, and vomit.

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Tuesday, April 29, 2003 7:17 AM
Ah, so they renamed the restrooms then.
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Tuesday, April 29, 2003 7:39 AM
This is just the park's way to make the brand new,nice, and shiny Twister 2 train, gross, disgusting, sloppy. :)

On a serious note, the dumpster dive looked kinda fun. But the real event of the day was the "Whirl 'til you hurl on the Tilt a Whirl" contest. There were about ten people that lasted the whole ten hour day on Saturday.

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Tuesday, April 29, 2003 11:21 AM
Haha, anybody see this: http://www.cafeshops.com/arnr.3972284?zoom=yes#zoom

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Tuesday, April 29, 2003 11:34 AM
I have to buy that!

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Tuesday, April 29, 2003 2:55 PM
Who was the genius who put yellow type on a white background?
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Wednesday, April 30, 2003 4:51 AM
<< Who was the genius who put yellow type on a white background? >>

What are you talking about?

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