ACE announces CoasterCon Appearance by That Guy Who Took a Leak on Top Thrill Dragster

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[Ed. note: This is, in case you have no sense of humor, meant to be a joke. -J]

If you thought the fun of CoasterCon was going to be limited to grotesque demonstrations of the elasticity of the human stomach and whining about trim brakes, think again! Because ACE – in a last-minute addition – just announced that the guy who took a leak on Cedar Point’s new coaster, Top Thrill Dragster, will be at the event and speaking to the group.

Link: Absolutely Reliable News & Rumors

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