Which park offers the "Total Package"

I am suprised BGW isn't here, they;re only missing wood but wether or not something si actually missing is anyone;s opinion. I haven riden a wood coaster since 1998 and I am not feeling it. I havent riddens apolloi's chariot since october and I am going nuts drivng way too fas tin my car through hilly terain in hoppes of a little air time. me nop miss wood I do miss all of BGW though.

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All at once the ghosts come back reeling you in now.

I *guess* I'm willing to admit that my "list of demands" is an effort to make a park that would satisfy everyone. But to satisfy ME, one great wooden coaster and some good food would keep me happy WAY longer than most....

But, in my defense, I'll say that jeremy doesn't stand a chance of being elected "pickiest SoB on the 'buzz"....;)

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Don't laugh, but when you look at Adventureland's list of attractions and think about it, they're really close. If they were to toss in an Invertigo in the park, I'd say they'd have it.

Morey's Piers is another park that already offers the total package.

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Are you kidding rollergator!? Jeremy is nowhere even in the vacinity of the pickiest I would imagine. Just the most outspoken.... and able to get away with it. ;)

"Able to get away with it?"....What does that mean? Seriously, I dont think that I say (type) anything that *only I* could get away with. ANYONE could say the things I say and stick around. I dont *think* I've called *too* many names (perhaps once or thrice). I dont start topics in violation of the TOS. And I *really* dont know what a so-called "flame war" entails.

Nah, I just say what's on my mind...actually, I only type about 40% of what I actually think. And I'm by no means picky, at least when it comes to parks. If a park has a nice collection of rides, enough to keep me from being bored after 4 hours; is relatively clean, a stray nacho container in the queue is accaptable; and I dont get injured (females should *never* staple lapbars...they just dont understand...); that's all I need.

Plus, most of my opinions are now akin to running gags: Femi-nazis from Two-Face, The Incredible Hulk Coaster/Raptor (the green B&M syndrome), Hersheypark rules, Six Flags Brat and Hater-Hater, etc...
lata,
jeremy
--who notes you can do anything you want as long as you're willing to face the consequences

Busch Gardens Williamsburg and Tampa have the top coasters, themes, food and atmosphere. A class act all the way. They just do no wrong.

I know jeremy's not the pickiest, I am .....How could anyone who sings the praises of SFKK as loudly as 2hostyl does be called picky...LMAO...

And remember kids, it really isn't what you say, it's HOW you say it...

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*** This post was edited by rollergator on 4/16/2002. ***

SFGADV is truely complete minus a wooden coaster of any new value. They have a great kiddie section. I huge amount of flats. Tons of steel. The Beemers Alone would rank high up the list. The Safari is really great. The Water park, I could have lived with out in place I would have taken 2 more coasters. But when you get down to the Best Bang for you buck I personally feel SFGADV is the top of the chain, could use a great clean up and more supervision of the children who run through out the park, but I love that place. I get chills thinking about pulling in the parking lot and seeing GASM and over in the distance you can see freefall. What a beautiful location.. And the Games can't forget the games

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