What's Inside Mystic Timbers Tunnel?

Thursday, October 6, 2016 2:03 PM
Raven-Phile's avatar

I'm really, really shocked that no one's figured this out yet.

It's very, very obvious that's what's in the shed is:


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Thursday, October 6, 2016 2:45 PM

I wish. I'd buy a fastlane every day of the season.

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Thursday, October 6, 2016 4:52 PM
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Thursday, October 6, 2016 6:57 PM

All-you-can-eat PANCAKES


But then again, what do I know?

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Friday, October 7, 2016 10:44 PM

^^ and pools of gravy.


"Look at us spinning out in the madness of a roller coaster" - Dave Matthews Band

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Friday, October 7, 2016 11:36 PM
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Not just pools of gravy. A complete complimentary gravy buffet to tide you over while you wait stacked on a glorified holding brake.


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Sunday, October 9, 2016 11:02 AM

Add a free taco bar and I won't complain. Stack away...

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Sunday, October 9, 2016 6:19 PM
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Hillary Clinton's 30,000 deleted e-mails.

Trump's tax return.

Obama's birth certificate.

And the super delegates Bernie Sanders was hoping for.

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Sunday, October 9, 2016 8:16 PM
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Wood.

Last edited by sirloindude, Sunday, October 9, 2016 8:18 PM
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Monday, October 10, 2016 8:48 AM
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A large "Welcome to Alaska!" sign.

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Monday, October 10, 2016 9:57 AM

A place for all those that have given up on America can stay.


Hey, let's ride (random Intamin coaster). What? It's broken down? I totally didn't expect that.

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Monday, October 10, 2016 10:04 AM
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Iraq's weapons of mass destruction.

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Monday, October 10, 2016 10:33 AM

Im going with Air. :)


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Tuesday, October 11, 2016 12:24 AM
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POV video of Cedar Point's 2018 coaster.

I reality, I'm hoping it's some sort of mind bending illusion, like the old rotating tunnel, only more high tech.

Last edited by Tommytheduck, Tuesday, October 11, 2016 12:25 AM
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Tuesday, October 11, 2016 2:23 AM

The Arc of the Covenant.

Gwyneth Paltrow's severed head (what's in the booooxxxx?!?!).

Secondhand rides awaiting placement at Dorney.


"Look at us spinning out in the madness of a roller coaster" - Dave Matthews Band

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Tuesday, October 11, 2016 12:22 PM

I was thinking something along the lines of a rotating tunnel; but instead of a drop track (ala Verbolten), the track and train rotate 360 degrees in a barrel roll.

Picture this: Train enters tunnel and parks. Some ominous voice/sound plays and the entire track begins to tilt to the right and completes a 360 degree rotation without moving forward along the track. Once complete and fully right side up, the brakes disengage and the train rolls forward and completes the turn into the station...


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Tuesday, October 11, 2016 12:52 PM
rollergator's avatar

Haunted Swing with the train swaying gently and doing (virtual) barrel rolls....


You still have Zoidberg.... You ALL have Zoidberg! (V) (;,,;) (V)

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Wednesday, October 12, 2016 12:35 AM

Timber-Rider sitting in a lawn chair with a bag of Doritos in his tighty whiteys petitioning to relocate Big Dipper to Michigan's Adventure, even after it's demolished.

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Wednesday, October 12, 2016 12:43 AM
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Disaster Dragon said:

Picture this: Train enters tunnel and parks. ...the entire track begins to tilt to the right and completes a 360 degree rotation without moving forward along the track. ... the brakes disengage and the train rolls forward...

I generated an illustration of your amazing idea using my talents in computer art. Maybe your should patent that idea before someone else thinks of it.


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Wednesday, October 12, 2016 1:08 AM

Isn't this similar to what some thought was in the tunnel on Smiler?

https://coasterbuzz.com/Forums/Topic/alton-towers-begins-teasing-secret-weapon-7

Last edited by ldiesman, Wednesday, October 12, 2016 1:08 AM
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