What's Inside Mystic Timbers Tunnel?

I'm really, really shocked that no one's figured this out yet.

It's very, very obvious that's what's in the shed is:

I wish. I'd buy a fastlane every day of the season.

All-you-can-eat PANCAKES

But then again, what do I know?

^^ and pools of gravy.

"Look at us spinning out in the madness of a roller coaster" - Dave Matthews Band

Not just pools of gravy. A complete complimentary gravy buffet to tide you over while you wait stacked on a glorified holding brake.

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Add a free taco bar and I won't complain. Stack away...

Hillary Clinton's 30,000 deleted e-mails.

Trump's tax return.

Obama's birth certificate.

And the super delegates Bernie Sanders was hoping for.

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Wood.

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A large "Welcome to Alaska!" sign.

A place for all those that have given up on America can stay.

Hey, let's ride (random Intamin coaster). What? It's broken down? I totally didn't expect that.

Iraq's weapons of mass destruction.

Im going with Air. :)

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POV video of Cedar Point's 2018 coaster.

I reality, I'm hoping it's some sort of mind bending illusion, like the old rotating tunnel, only more high tech.

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The Arc of the Covenant.

Gwyneth Paltrow's severed head (what's in the booooxxxx?!?!).

Secondhand rides awaiting placement at Dorney.

"Look at us spinning out in the madness of a roller coaster" - Dave Matthews Band

I was thinking something along the lines of a rotating tunnel; but instead of a drop track (ala Verbolten), the track and train rotate 360 degrees in a barrel roll.

Picture this: Train enters tunnel and parks. Some ominous voice/sound plays and the entire track begins to tilt to the right and completes a 360 degree rotation without moving forward along the track. Once complete and fully right side up, the brakes disengage and the train rolls forward and completes the turn into the station...

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Haunted Swing with the train swaying gently and doing (virtual) barrel rolls....

You still have Zoidberg.... You ALL have Zoidberg! (V) (;,,;) (V)

Timber-Rider sitting in a lawn chair with a bag of Doritos in his tighty whiteys petitioning to relocate Big Dipper to Michigan's Adventure, even after it's demolished.

Disaster Dragon said:
Picture this: Train enters tunnel and parks. ...the entire track begins to tilt to the right and completes a 360 degree rotation without moving forward along the track. ... the brakes disengage and the train rolls forward...

I generated an illustration of your amazing idea using my talents in computer art. Maybe your should patent that idea before someone else thinks of it.

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Isn't this similar to what some thought was in the tunnel on Smiler?

https://coasterbuzz.com/Forums/Topic/alton-towers-begins-teasing-secret-weapon-7

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