What would YOU do to be able to line jump?

i'd personally rather eat a cockroach over a klondike. they probably taste similar anyways.

// not a fan of the straneg-tasting chocolate of the klondike

Back to the strip club analogy, the women may have the power when it comes to the crowd, but it can be argued that they're still being exploited by the owner and manager, who are only giving them a small portion of the income they're bringing in. Not that it's any different from any other employee who makes his bosses rich, but this just seems seedier. Must be the nudity.

What this has to do with Six Flags, I don't know. Oh yeah, maybe they can have a pole dance contest. Best dancer as voted by the crowd gets to line jump. Or maybe just a limbo contest.

coasterqueenTRN's avatar
Hundreds of enthusiasts pole dancing and doing the limbo? That is the most DISTURBING visual ever! ;)

Seedy strip clubs are plentiful in Charleston. Visit the "Badlands" sometime. ;) I have heard the horror stories. I am sure the women are treated like crap but then again nobody is forcing them to take that job.

-Tina

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... the women may have the power when it comes to the crowd, but it can be argued that they're still being exploited by the owner and manager, who are only giving them a small portion of the income they're bringing in...

Well, you kind of answered that yourself with the next line in your post:

"Not that it's any different from any other employee who makes his bosses rich..."

Exactly. It's a job. An employer paying you a certain amount for performing a service that helps the business profit is called a paycheck. :)


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coasterqueenTRN said:


then again nobody is forcing them to take that job.

-Tina


At some level, yes, but doesn't it say something really bad about the state of <world, society, nation, humanity, economy, government, etc.> that most women can make a ton more money taking off their clothes then they can through getting educated and working hard?

I doubt the same is true for men, though even if it were the point would still stand.


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coasterqueenTRN's avatar
I guess it depends. I knew a girl that put herself through college by stripping on the weekends. She averaged about $400-$500 a weekend in a salary and tips. Of course this place was a little more "upscale" and less "seedy" or so. I guess it really depends on the place, the boss, and just how much a girl wants to do.

I am sure it's the same with male strippers. The guys I saw in Philly made a TON of extra cash, but it was a side gig to pay for school, etc.

-Tina

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Regarding the original question... go nude. But I'd have to sit on a plastic covering over the seat, and maybe even a cup. Or better yet, in a pair of briefs.

Most parks I know, at least in the U.S., would require me to have some underwear on to pull off such a stunt/dare.


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Unfortunitely most male strippers are not into woman anyway....or so I've heard ;)

But on that same frame...
men have "Hooters"....
I wanted to open a restaurant where the waiters were all men and all they wore was a black tight pair of speedos and a black tie...I was going to name it
"Buldge" ;)

Knowing it wouldn't make any $$ I gave up on the idea!

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coasterqueenTRN's avatar
^Jo, I have had that dream for years, except I was going to call mine "Cocks." ;)

-Tina *** Edited 9/26/2006 11:22:53 AM UTC by coasterqueenTRN***

janfrederick's avatar
Smiling for crummy customers, dancing for quarters, eating roaches for passes...I still don't see much difference here. I don't think dignity comes from or is taken away by the act itself. Give me an imperial margerine crown and a staff and I'll show you someone eat a roach with so much dignity everyone's head would spin.

Now taking money from someone to let your baby pee on them...that's another story. ;)


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