What has happened to Coasterbuzz?
And now, we take you live to the Minivan of Justice. Well, okay--more like Dave's Bump and Paint after giving the 700th poster a special kiss with the grille. Without any further ado, this very special message from Captain Obvious....
Greetings, rambling insomniac citizens without any other apparent life. Correction: Fellow rambling insomniac--well, you get the idea.
I am pleased to announce two new inductions into the Obvious Family. Ladies and gentlemen, the Minivan is now full. Yes, you heard correctly. The most exclusive clique in CBuzz city is now limited to expulsion-only additions.
Our final MOJ passenger DawnSideUpGrrl is witty, pretty and always sits in the van leaning her head backward like her 'info' photo. Nobody really knows why she does it; the fact that it annoys the heck out of Sour Boy is good enough though.
Meanwhile, MagnumForce gets the nod for a JV nomination as Da Poodle. I just noticed those post stats and this thread and all I can think of is yip yip yip yip yip yip. Hope he doesn't mind traveling on all fours. I think I'll spare him the knit pink sweater, though.
-Obvious
(who wonders: How exclusive can a clique be when it's the largest one on the site? Hmmmm...)
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The CPlaya 100--6 days, 9 parks, 47 coasters, 2037 miles and a winner.....LoCoSuMo.
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rollergator said:
a coaster double entendre that ISN'T sexual in nature....the gator just keeps *evolving*....someday I'll even get this quote thing down....
Bill... you mean like a "double down?" ;) Now, what's so hard about that?
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Thank god about the sweater Playa.
I look better in Blue anyway. ;)
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Coming in 2003-The Spawn Of Magnum!
Brent - my porn name is....are you ready? Are you sitting down? Are the liquid refreshments far from the keyboard? OK...its coming....here it is:
Maggie Manzanas
"Manzanaz" is Spanish for "apples."
Maggie...some might say its quite fitting ;-)
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Welcome to the New & Improved Coasterbuzz...now with 25% more tomfoolery!
Playa - I know I'm in the cart, but am I still a member?
Moosh [hee hee hee...I said "member"]
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Welcome to the New & Improved Coasterbuzz...now with 25% more tomfoolery!
Of course you're a member--which is kinda why you're in the cart. Everybody else is satisfied being mere smartalecks, showoffs and jackasses. But not you. Nooooooo.
-Me
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The CPlaya 100--6 days, 9 parks, 47 coasters, 2037 miles and a winner.....LoCoSuMo.
Woohoo! I'm in the van! Must keep head upside-down/backwards to keep an eye on Moosh in the cart/Jack in the box. Love my name too, thanks Playa. Will get to work on a blue sweater for Brent. Will I ever get to drive the van? "I'm an excellent driver."
So much for the whole 'why I'm upsideDawn' mystery...at least we still get to hear James whine "Do I look like Lap-Full-of-Hair-Boy to you? Well, DO I?"
As for driving--your posture in the van would pose a few technical difficulties, no?
-CO
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The CPlaya 100--6 days, 9 parks, 47 coasters, 2037 miles and a winner.....LoCoSuMo.
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Some call me... Titan? www.tripowered.com
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... Chiming in a little late. I'm usually on only during the day. I'll have to check you guys out sometime over the weekend. You seem to get *spunkier* at night!
Porn Name: Snowball Brinker
Love the Golden Girls (happily slaps on badge of pride with a smile and bravely awaits firing squad) :) I don't know what got me hooked on that show.
Sophia's got too many to even begin.... love when she calls Blanch "Slut Puppy"
I almost forgot, my gynecologist's name is Dr. Fish.
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...Agghh, gimme a break will ya?
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Does this thread's length beat the subdivision cam thread where we talked about Jeff's neighbors and grass?
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CBClub member #30 and #364 (renewal)
Joe,
Yes, this thread beats Jeff's (in)famous grass cam by a landslide. http://www.coasterbuzz.com/forums/thread.asp?ForumID=11&TopicID=12283 The Grass cam thread only had 306 replies...
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--George H
---Superman the ride...coming to a SF park near you soon...
CoastaPlaya said:
As for driving--your posture in the van would pose a few technical difficulties, no?
Isn't this what mirrors are for?
Not that *I* want to be anywhere near the van when she tries this, mind you...
As for porn names:
pet + street = Hermes Northumberland (eh)
middle + college street = (get ready for this one) James Morewood
So, of course, I'll go with pet + college street: Hermes Morewood.
My mother's maiden name is a typical boring Polish (possibly Americanized by the fine folks at Ellis Island) name that I'd prefer to not give out in a public forum, so I won't bother with that one.
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--Greg, aka Oat Boy
My page
"Friendship -- more lasting than love, more legal than stalking."
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The various porn/soap opera names I could have had:
pet+street = Prince Goodhope (sounds like something out of a Disney movie)
middle+mom's madien = Simon McGee (too close to Simon LaGree....)
middle+street (college) = Christopher White (not very descriptive for obvious reasons)
Anyway, when I was an RA I got to meet Dick Justice. He's actually a very nice guy. But I just always thought that he should have been a superhero or something with that name...
lata, jeremy
--Hail to the Orange....Hail to the Blue....
rollergator said:
you guys are a bunch of *l4m3rz* if you can't keep the fun alive for 24 hours without my input
Well, it was 'State of the Union Day,' after all. Hard to be cheery when you know a load is coming down the pipe, and you have every confidence that 'The Leader' will deliver the goods.
Oops, forgot the porn names:
pet+street = Cagney Kedzie
middle+mom's madien = Stephen Schirra
middle+street (college) = Stephen Stadium
Those are all really bad. Really, really, really bad.
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This thread could actually be made into a TV sitcom.....something like Seinfeld. :)
PS: My name would be Rainbow Cherrywood. How sad is that.
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Go Jr.!!!
From now on, feel free to call me...Amelie Bristol.
I think I'm gonna start my own Coasterbuzz Gang. I'll call it Saxophone Players from Columbus. So far, I've got myself and Den. It's just a working title, though.
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