What has happened to Coasterbuzz?
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SOB crew in 2002
TRTR crew in 2003
111 SOB laps, and wishing the park was still open
[A cart passes through the muddy road through a village.]
Cart-master: (wearily) Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!
[The cart-master beats occasionally on a large triangle with a wooden spoon. People come forward with dead relatives and throw them on the cart. He holds out his hand and they pay.]
Cart-master: Bring out your dead!
[A man comes out with a dead-looking old man in a nightshirst slung over his shoulder. He starts to put the old man on the cart.]
Man: Here's one.
Cart-master: Ninepence.
Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead!
Cart-master: (suprised) What?
Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence...
Old Man: I'm not dead!
Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead!
Man: Yes he is.
Old Man: I'm not!
Cart-master: 'E isn't?
Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill...
Old Man: I'm getting better!
Man: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Cart-master: I can't take 'im like that! It's against regulations!
Old Man: I don't want to go on the cart....
Man: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Cart-master: I can't take 'im....
Old Man: I feel fine!
Man: Well, do us a favor...
Cart-master: I can't!
Man: Can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long...
Cart-master: No, gotta get to Robinson's, they lost nine today.
Man: Well, when's your next round?
Cart-master: Thursday.
Old Man: I think I'll go for a walk....
Man: (to old man) You're not fooling anyone, you know--
Man: (to Cart-master) Look, isn't there something you can do...?
[They both look around.]
Old Man: I feel happy! I feel happy!
The Cart-master deals the old man a swift blow to the head with his wooden spoon. The old man goes limp.
Man: (throwing the old man onto the cart) Ah. Thanks very much.
Cart-master: Not at all. See you on Thursday!
Man: Right! All right....
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--George H
---Superman the ride...coming to a SF park near you soon...
Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
Terry: I beg you pardon?
E: Your wife....does she, er, does she `go' -eh? eh? eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Say no more.
T: She sometimes goes, yes.
E: I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge.
T: I'm sorry I don't quite follow you.
E: Follow me! FOLLOW me! I like that. That's good. A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? (elbow gesture; rubs it in)
T: Are you trying to sell something?
E: Selling, selling, Very good. VERY good. (hand tilting quickly) Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. (leaning over to him, making eye gesture; speaks slowly) Say...no...more. (leans back as if having imparted a great secret)
T: But...
E: (stops him with finger which he lays alongside nose; gives slight tap) Your wife is she, eh...is she a sport? Eh?
T: She Likes sports, yes.
E: I bet she does. I bet she does.
T: She's very fond of cricket, as a matter of fact.
E: (leans across, looking away) Who isn't, eh? Know what I mean? Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would! Knew she would! She's been around, eh? Been around?
T: She's travelled. She's from Purley.
E: Oh....oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - Purley, say no more. Purley, eh. Know what I mean, know what I mean? Say no more.
T: (about to speak; can't think of anything to say)
E: (leers, grinning) Your wife interested in er....(waggles head, leans across) photographs, eh? Know what I mean? Photographs, `he asked him knowingly'.
T: Photography.
E: Yes. Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin, grin, wink, wink, say no more.
T: Holiday snaps?
E: Could be, could be taken on holiday. Could be yes - swimming costumes. Know what I mean? Candid photography. Know what I mean, nudge nudge.
T: No, no we don't have a camera.
E: Oh. Still... (slaps hands lightly twice) Woah! eh? Wo-oah! Eh?
T: Look are you insinuating something?
E: Oh....no...no...Yes.
T: Well?
E: Well. I mean. Er, I mean. You're a man of the world, aren't you...I mean, er you've er... you've slept... with a lady.
T: Yes.
E: What's it like?
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--George H
---Superman the ride...coming to a SF park near you soon...
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"The moose says you're closed, I say you're open!" - Clark W. Griswold
Proud member of the Walley World Park Security
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.:| Brandon Rodriguez |:.
http://www.coasters2k.com
Redman: Hey! We don't want to tread the fine line between spouting lines from movies and copyright infringement. And you aren't the only person with the 2-disc DVD edition of Monty Python and the Holy Grail either.
You may now run squealing "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
-'Playa
(who hasn't got shiitake all over 'im either)
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The CPlaya 100--6 days, 9 parks, 47 coasters, 2037 miles and a winner.....LoCoSuMo.
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"Son, you got a panty on your head...."
Name it, Bass! That is my personal fave movie line of all time.:):)
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Some call me... Titan? www.tripowered.com
From one of the very few perfect movies ever made, at that.
"Mister McDonough wet himself! Mister McDonough wet himself!"
"Hit the deck, boy..."
-CO
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The CPlaya 100--6 days, 9 parks, 47 coasters, 2037 miles and a winner.....LoCoSuMo.
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"You silly English bed-wetting types! Your mother was a hampster, and your father... smelt of elderberies! Now go, before I am forced to taunt you a second time!"
What Monty Python discussion is complete without the crazy French?
Bass, thanks for the recap.
Gator, stop cussing, this ain't Def Comedy Jam.
Sanders, no idea, but "my Grandmother always used to say 'why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free'."
-Danny :)
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'out the 100Base-T, through the router, down the OC3, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall......nothin' but Net.
MiLLeNNiUMRiDeR said:
And this hours headline:CPG and MOJ merge together on CB.....
Hmmmm. Somebody doesn't know their CoasterBuzz clique trivia. Here's a quiz:
1) Which group is the largest--the MOJ, the CPG or the JVs?
2) How many CPG members also ride in the MOJ?
3) Which clique has the most female members?
4) Which group includes a moderator?
5) Who was the last person actually inducted in any CBuzz clique?
6) What is required to become a member of the JVs?
7) What is the difference between Captain Obvious and CPlaya?
8) What color and size was the original CO uniform?
Have fun.
-CO
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The CPlaya 100--6 days, 9 parks, 47 coasters, 2037 miles and a winner.....LoCoSuMo.
-Danny, another (tasteless) joke at TB's expense ;)
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"That M:TR could be a bigger disease carrier than the monkey in Outbreak!"
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How about which member who doesn't belong to a clique (I think) who lives in San Diego and has been watching private jets fly in all day from his perch above Lindy field? This is too cool! We have 4 blimps circling overhead, parties everywhere. This is cool. So, whom is rooting for whom?
Me? I'd get caught up in rooting against the Chargers' enemies the Raiders, but our city's ticket guarantee has left a sour taste in my craw. Go Bucs!!!!!!!
By the way, any team with stadium theming is cool!
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"Know thyself!"
1) CPG's
2) One too many
3) Possibly the MOJ's? I know I wasn't let in cuz of a few in there...
4) CPG's w/ Chitown, if I'm not mistaken
5) Either Dawnmarie into the CPG's, or myself into the JV's
6) I dunno, but my 'stalker' qualities seemed to let me in
7) Hmm...
8) Let me research this, I'll have it on your desk by morning.
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Closed topic.
