What do I predict? - CoasterBuzz

You mean you don't have marathon poolside orgies every day, BaSS?

Mike: You don't want to be on my "list"...

Legend-n-Raven: I hope he keeps it open so :P

And porn lies to you all the time, look at all those fake celebrity nude pics out there... if they are good enough with Photoshop they can make it pretty darned convincing.... especially like some magazine cover editor....

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Bob Hansen
Amazed that he could take his photoshop argument full circle with the rest of the raving lunacy on this thread...

Well, I have the pool anyways, chris. So far no orgies have developed however.

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Mike Miller - will go check the pool again tody when he gets home

Well, according to all the pornos that I've ever seen, pool = orgies.

You must be doing something wrong.

either way kcik the sky that picture is stupid bcuz roler coasters rnt really that dangreuos ppl just think they r so every1 dont believe that pic its lying!!!!!

--Ryan

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This is my first signature. Please go easy on me.

This *is* an actual article written by none other than Paul Ruben. There's nothing like bashing the industry you depend on to earn your living.

-Nate

dayum chris, you should sell pools... with that line you would have people lining up to buy pools from you. What guy doesnt want a huge porno orgy?

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Bob Hansen
Resident Airtime Whore

bASS - Of course your life falls short...that's cause you're watching *hetero* porn! Gay porn is much more like every-day life.

mOOSH [still hating you all...especially Kicks The Sky]

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A random Mooshter's Dawntionary listing: Balderdash [n.] - a rapidly receeding hairline.

Now I get it! If bASS invited Paul Ruben over to his pool parties they'd turn into orgies for sure.

Who can deny the fact that Paul Ruben just *oozes* raw sexuality?

*** This post was edited by chris 7/10/2003 2:45:26 PM ***

gay poolside orgies with paul ruben are way more fun than IoA...poor gator
*** This post was edited by dawnmarie313 7/10/2003 2:47:58 PM ***

chris said:
Now I get it! If bASS invited Paul Ruben over to his pool parties they'd turn into orgies for sure.
Who can deny the fact that Paul Ruben just *oozes* raw sexuality?

Well, he was oozing SOMETHING at Scream's media day. Is that what that was??

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Mike Miller - Con-Quest 2003 pictures now available at http://photos.yahoo.com/bassistist

Yeah, and when I read about that guy who ran into his old "high school" friend, and they ended up having "fun" behind a van, and he did this to her that and she did that to his this, I tried it out when I met up with a hot girl I used to go to school with, and all it left me with was a broken spirit, black eye, and a restraining order. Dang Porn!!

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"Gee, I wish I was witty!";)

People think I made that up?

Ha

Im not that good. Its real, I'm holding the magazine in my arms right now. P.50-55 of the August 2003 issue. It should be out in stores in a few days (if not already).

The article basicly ignores anything that has been said about coasters that was good. And ignores the fact that the accidents it talks about were proven to not be the ride's fault.

It also really likes Markey. He has a few nice quotes.
*** This post was edited by CPRider 7/10/2003 2:57:17 PM ***

This thread has gone from a possible magazine bashing to images of Paul Ruben with a bunch of gay buddies "frollicking" in the pool...

"What has happened to CoasterBuzz?(tm)"

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coasterdude318 said:
This *is* an actual article written by none other than Paul Ruben. There's nothing like bashing the industry you depend on to earn your living.
-Nate

Wait a minute. You're saying Ruben WROTE that article??? Whoah.

Kiss your A-list, front-of-the-line, golf-carting-your-fat-ass-around days GOODBYE!

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Mike Miller - Couldn't be happier

CPRider said:
People think I made that up?

No, people are way more interested in porn.

Just heading out....but I have to say....I don't hate ALL of you....just MOST of you...;)

Oh, and bASS...if you wanna make the list, you're gonna HAVE to sit there on your butt in front of the puter and POST more....like today...:)....oh, and thanks!

bill, going out to get a pool....after IoA...:)

P.S. Would you just LOOK at what's happened to C'buzz NOW....???

edit: dang it jimmybob, you stole MY line....now what I am gonna go fishin' with...;)

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It seems today, that all you see, are violins in movies, and sax on TV....
*** This post was edited by rollergator 7/10/2003 2:57:32 PM ***

And just when you thought Paul Ruben couldn't make a bigger ass of himself than he already had, he comes through and does just that in a blaze of glory! When is the article coming out that says 'Fatal Transportation! Since 1987, 600,000 people have died in automobiles. EXPOSED - recent automobile deaths. What you need to know before you get behind the wheel.'

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Howard Dean for President!

The one morning I'm actaully busy, I come here and find a nice big thread. Skimming through to get the gist it looks like this:

People are going to be mad at a porn magazine because they lied and said partaking in a pool orgy (or "adult swim") with Paul Rueben can be fatal.

Am I even close?

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