TR: MA 6/24 Never, ever, Again!

In the Chicago area, yes, but not at a place the public can come to.

I think the sarcasm needs to end guys. It's getting really childish.

If you all don't like me because I didn't have a stellar time at SFGAm then too bad. I am NOT going to lie and make it look like I did when it just didn't happen. Sorry.

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Just call me MPG...

Nobody has a problem with you having a bad day. I know I don't.

I have a HUGE, HUGE problem with you labeling people or declaring them beneath your dignity. I think there's a lot of us that do.

-'Playa

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The CPlaya 100--6 days, 9 parks, 47 coasters, 2037 miles and a winner.....LoCoSuMo.

Never declared anyone beneath my dignity...til NOW!!!

You people are WAAAAYYY too serious about this stuff. GET A LIFE and I am outta here!!

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Just call me MPG...

....and off huffs the cafeteria prep cook.

When I actually do try to run someone off a board, there's no question about it. When people can't accept the fact this is a discussion board....well, that's their problem.

BTW, I guess this means Natalie and I are tied so far this month...

-'Playa

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The CPlaya 100--6 days, 9 parks, 47 coasters, 2037 miles and a winner.....LoCoSuMo.

uguhuhuhuhuhuhuuhhohohoahahah!!!!!!

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Stop the lawyers, not the rides!

That stinks. But enterntaining trip report.

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-Sean Newman
84 coasters in Track Record!! Hypersonic XLC # 100 in July. Waiting for the 305 foot drop tower in 2003. Thank you PKD.

CoastaPlaya said:

....and off huffs the cafeteria prep cook.
When I actually do try to run someone off a board, there's no question about it.
And this is something to brag about?
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"drop rides, not bombs."

Not really...but I have done so back in the Wild, Wild West days of URC to people who really deserved it.

I didn't think MPG was in that category...which was why I explained to her how she was coming across instead of biting her nose off her face.

Am I going to mourn her passing? Nope. Hold a grudge? Nope. She can climb back aboard whenever, just like anyone else.

-'Playa

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The CPlaya 100--6 days, 9 parks, 47 coasters, 2037 miles and a winner.....LoCoSuMo.

OMG!!!!!UHHHHHH!!!!eehhh.....ooooohhh......ahhhh..

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Stop the lawyers, not the rides!

Flabby Lips, you have killed me. Hysterical TR! I think that goes down as the all time best TR parody ever, eclipsing some of Mark McK's work of years past. Congrats!

JC, who doesn't like those "ABUSEment" parks either (LMFGDAO).

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"Whoa that was pretty cool." -- Reaction to first flip over on X-Flight

This is more entertaining than watching The Osbournes! I have lauged all day long at all of this!

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I sing sometimes for the war that I fight, 'cause every tool is a weapon, if you hold it right. -Ani Difranco

Idora's responses are priceless in themselves! Flabby, you're forgetting that MIA has a ways to go to reach Cedar Fair's full intent. It doesn't just happen overnight. Sure, truckloads of trash cans can arrive in a short period of time, but they have worked their butts off getting to where they are now. They have done a lot in one offseason.........its night and day from last year. Not to mention the park cannot be held accountable for the 99 degrees. And your judgement of people is unacceptable, no matter how much humor your tried to throw in. No one is forcing you to return, and with your abundance of wealth, you can open your own park and run it as you wish. As for everthing else, sorry about your bad experience. Sounds like you need to address the park directly.
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Brad Sherman
BuzzCon Frequent Flyer, helping to train new ride ops properly!
Model coasters and rides

I'm sorry, but I just can't take Flabby's TR seriously, especially the bumping in the Dodgems (otherwise known as "bumper cars") There is way too much "out there" stuff for it to be real. At any rate, it was a good laugh.

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I'd rather die living than live like I'm dead

I live 45 minutes away from that hell hole. I keep telling people the park sucks, O no way it's a cedar fair park it's awesome. Wrong! Without ST the park is nothing. It's a little kids park. Maybe 5 or 6 years down the road it will get better! I'll never return.

*** This post was edited by koolaid on 6/27/2002. ***

I for one was amazed he didn't review the plentiful ABUSEment the three wavepools dish out. For God's sake, water could get up someone's nose...

-'Playa

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The CPlaya 100--6 days, 9 parks, 47 coasters, 2037 miles and a winner.....LoCoSuMo.

PatMan007 said:

Flabby Lips said:

bad things happening. First of all, people were hitting each other, and hitting each other hard. Riders were purposely driving into others and laughing about it! At first I was nervous but then I was all-out terrified when someone hit me! I tried to motion to the ride operator but she did not notice my cries. After the initial bump, I was continually slammed and charged at by the other riders. I really hate to stereotype and It kills me to say it but most of the people hitting me where mothers, fathers, and little kids. *** This post was edited by Flabby Lips on 6/27/2002. ***

Ummm isn't this what one would normally do on the BUMPER CARS.
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Track Record: 110 and counting.....

Ummmm, the whole trip report is a parody of MPG's trip report. It's not meant to be taken seriously.

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. This is ridiculous!
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Brad Sherman
BuzzCon Frequent Flyer, responsible for guests fleeing the queue in horror!
Model coasters and rides

This thread is a better ride then many coasters...:)

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Without the chaindog, you'd never get up the lifthill...

*** This post was edited by Chaindog on 6/28/2002. ***

If we had an award here for best TR, I am sure this one would take 1st prize. Funny stuff!!!

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""To be the man, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!, You got to beat the man""!!!

Hey Spacecase, how bout the Frog Hopper! good times there. And how about Drummer boy. Or the little casino thingy ma bob (right next to the tilt a whirl), that thing made some horendous (spelling?) noises. And the ride op didnt care.

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Rob

"Some people spend an entire LIFETIME wondering if they made a DIFFERENCE. The MARINES don't have that problem." -President Reagan 1985