Tommy Lee takes on SeaWorld for orca breeding practices

Since this was a down year - I see a new extra charge attraction for Sea World to sell - it involves giving the patron a plastic bag and allowing them close contact with the whale for a few minutes...

The barkers out front of the stand will be yelling:

$50 dollar make Tilly holla!"

I was thinking more like $50 Dollars, Make Tillikum, but maybe that's too far.

Hmmm I wonder if they can work that into a RCT expansion pack...

I assume that this is the "Motley Crue" Tommy Lee that is upset about it. If it was the "Methods of Mayhem" Tommy Lee he would have said it was "mad wack".

Lol.

Tekwardo said:
I was thinking more like $50 Dollars, Make Tillikum, but maybe that's too far.

LLOL (literally laughing out loud)

Did anyone else watch that video and feel, um, inadequate? ;)

I think Tommy saw it and felt extremely inadequate.... Hence his stance!

sws said:

Jeff said:
Plastic bags seem remarkably unlike cow vaginas.

That sounds like an accurate description of Pamela Anderson.

The plastic part or the cow part?

^LMAO!!!

This is probably one of the funniest stories I have heard and definitely one of the funniest threads I have read!

Any story involving PETA is usually hilarious, if not crazy. And now that Tommy Lee is involved, who can possibly take this seriously? It's hysterical!

I don't hear the whales complaining! The whale in the video didn't seem to mind at all, so I don't know what the PETA nutheads have to complain about. I agree with Jerry, I think he's just feeling inadequate and jealous for the first time. :)

-Tina

I have totally ignored this story because I am scared of VagJJ's.

Anyone else? :)

I think the YouTube video is scarier.

"So how was your day at work, honey?"

"Meh, I had to jerk off a whale. What's for dinner?"

:)

I heard Sea World borrowed Tommy's sex swing and returned it broken and that's why he's mad at them.

+1 Carrie

Carrie M. said:
I heard Sea World borrowed Tommy's sex swing and returned it broken and that's why he's mad at them.

How did they get the orca in that?... Oh ya Pam rode in it, it must hold large things...

Speaking of large things and Tommy Lee...

Jeff said:
Huh. Plastic bags seem remarkably unlike cow vaginas.

They'll do in a pinch.

Break Trims said:

Jeff said:
Huh. Plastic bags seem remarkably unlike cow vaginas.

They'll do in a pinch.

I'll probably regret asking this.... but how do you know that?

Merry Christmas Gonch -

http://www.plasticcow.com/

Ensign Smith said:
Did anyone else watch that video and feel, um, inadequate? ;)

Eh....not really! ;)