Tommy Lee takes on SeaWorld for orca breeding practices

Posted | Contributed by Jeff

Tommy Lee has fired off a second letter to the aquatic theme park, following SeaWorld's denial of accusations they breed their resident Orca whale in a "sick and twisted" way.

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Lord Gonchar's avatar

Awww. Tommy...

Geez.

(too easy on the 'breeding in a sick and twisted way' jokes with Tommy Lee)

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When the OTHER Tommy Lee (Think Marshal Gerard from The Fugitive) joins this fight, THEN a difference might be made.


The amusement park rises bold and stark..kids are huddled on the beach in a mist

http://support.gktw.org/site/TR/CoastingForKids/General?px=1248054&...fr_id=1372

(too easy on the 'breeding in a sick and twisted way' jokes with Tommy Lee)

My thoughts exactly.


Lord Gonchar's avatar

Don't get me wrong, though. I dig Tommy.


Sure. Just the particular cause at hand is, well, snicker-worthy.


Next time the orcas is going to ask where Pam Anderson is.

Jeff's avatar

I still can't believe we linked to a story about jerking off whales.


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Jerry's avatar

Someone should put up a Tommy and Pam video with an Orca in it - "Free your Willy 4"

ApolloAndy's avatar

+1


Hobbes: "What's the point of attaching a number to everything you do?"
Calvin: "If your numbers go up, it means you're having more fun."

I don't understand why they're trying to breed orcas? Don't they know how vile and evil those creatures are? They pop out of every unseen cavehole to waylay innocent travelers, not to mention Dwarf businessmen out to extract precious underground metals. And they dress so terribly and have such bad personal hygiene...

Oh, orcas.

Never mind. ;)


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Jerry's avatar

YEAH! My first +1 - You are my Friend Andy!

Ensign Smith said:
I don't understand why they're trying to breed orcas? Don't they know how vile and evil those creatures are? They pop out of every unseen cavehole to waylay innocent travelers, not to mention Dwarf businessmen out to extract precious underground metals. And they dress so terribly and have such bad personal hygiene...

Oh, orcas.

Never mind. ;)

I'm not even a fan of Hobbits and Lords and Rings, and I still appreciated that one.


The amusement park rises bold and stark..kids are huddled on the beach in a mist

http://support.gktw.org/site/TR/CoastingForKids/General?px=1248054&...fr_id=1372

Vater's avatar

What a tool...

Wait, never mind...that's Danny Carey. What a motley crüe.

While no one can deny Tommy has been with beautifull women, he himself should not be allowed to breed.

Why does it not surprise me that Tommy Lee would be knowledgeable on the subject of "cow vaginas filled with warm water?" I had to read the article twice to make sure he wasn't planning on co-starring in the video.

Jerry's avatar

For those who missed the youtube video.... NSFW!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIU2-m_Vc7U

I see some sick and twisted kids taking ziplock bags to seaworld to get a "rise" out of the animals...

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Jeff's avatar

Huh. Plastic bags seem remarkably unlike cow vaginas. There are too many possible Tommy Lee jokes here to work with. Carry on.


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sws's avatar

Jeff said:
Plastic bags seem remarkably unlike cow vaginas.

That sounds like an accurate description of Pamela Anderson.

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