Thorpe Park says arms down to prevent body odor exposure

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Thorpe Park bosses have appointed anti-whiff wardens and put up signs around the 500-acre site warning visitors: "Say NO to BO!" If guests refuse to keep their elbows by their sides, they will be escorted from rides. If they are caught again they are booted out the park.

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Jeff's avatar

As absurd as this story is, I've been behind stinky people more times than I can count, at times wanting to yack from the stench.


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janfrederick's avatar

It would be more efficient to have a trained BO dog at the front entrance sniffing out suspected offenders and refuse them entrance to the park in the first place. Anyway, what's next? Banning speedos from water parks? ;)


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Carrie M.'s avatar

Oh, God, I hope so!! Just tell me where to sign! :)


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James Whitmore's avatar

This feels like a one of those fake news stories the press makes up on April Fools Day.


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delan's avatar

Aye! I know know all too well about "mountain goat" smell from crowded queues. (incredible hulk full queue in the middle of July....pass me a swine flu mask) Thorpe should just hand out complimentary sticks of Degree or something.

phoenixphan :-)'s avatar

First speedos and back hair at AT, then Thorpe and BO, now what mandated unibrow plucking at Flamingoland? LOL

(what does this BO rule mean for a certain enthusiass populous? heh)


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StLCPfan's avatar

I know there are times on hot days when I'm sweating a lot I am ALL TOO AWARE of my own smell. Perhaps the next great thing parks can provide is FREE DEODORANT for people who are self-conscious about the problem. If deodorant didn't melt the way it does I would carry a stick with me to the parks.

Lord Gonchar's avatar

Ha! We used to semi-joke about this sort of thing in the anti-smoking discussions when all the parks went to designated smoking areas. Now they're really doing it.


LOL, and it was Thorpe that hosted this:

http://www.kindweb.com/News/linkarticle.asp?ID=56


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MidwavePC's avatar

Maybe Cedar Point can add a "Family Deoderant Tunnel", much like the $5 "Family Dryer" they have near Snake River Falls?!?

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janfrederick said: Anyway, what's next? Banning speedos from water parks?

Carrie M. said: Oh, God, I hope so!! Just tell me where to sign!

Odd...I had you pegged as wearing a bikini or one-piece.

ridemcoaster's avatar

I had you pegged for same thing Moosh.. Even more odd.. :)


Carrie M.'s avatar

Oh, Moosh, you're so cute. I, for one, am not likely to be found at the water park. I'm even less likely to be found in a bathing suit of any kind (or birthday suit (publicly, anyway)...I offer that voluntarily because it's a tough crowd!) :)

But I am all for protecting America's youth from having their eyes scorched with the vision of Grandpa Joe with his pale and pasty beer gut hanging out over a banana hammock while his other "parts" fight to escape! Seriously, man, think about the children!


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Mamoosh's avatar

Note to self: bring deodorant when travelling with Carrie....

Carrie M.'s avatar

For me or for you?!? I smell just fine. :)

You just concentrate on leaving your speedo at home, buddy! ;)


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Personally, I carry a deodorant stick in my Speedo. Most people just think I'm happy to see them.


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Mamoosh's avatar

^^That's Mr. Buddy to you!

ridemcoaster's avatar

Wait.. Did you bring you Speedo to Busch Moosh?


Carrie M.'s avatar

^^ That's Mrs Moosh to you, pal!


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