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Thorpe Park bosses have appointed anti-whiff wardens and put up signs around the 500-acre site warning visitors: "Say NO to BO!" If guests refuse to keep their elbows by their sides, they will be escorted from rides. If they are caught again they are booted out the park.
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As absurd as this story is, I've been behind stinky people more times than I can count, at times wanting to yack from the stench.
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It would be more efficient to have a trained BO dog at the front entrance sniffing out suspected offenders and refuse them entrance to the park in the first place. Anyway, what's next? Banning speedos from water parks? ;)
Ha! We used to semi-joke about this sort of thing in the anti-smoking discussions when all the parks went to designated smoking areas. Now they're really doing it.
LOL, and it was Thorpe that hosted this:
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-Mark
Oh, Moosh, you're so cute. I, for one, am not likely to be found at the water park. I'm even less likely to be found in a bathing suit of any kind (or birthday suit (publicly, anyway)...I offer that voluntarily because it's a tough crowd!) :)
But I am all for protecting America's youth from having their eyes scorched with the vision of Grandpa Joe with his pale and pasty beer gut hanging out over a banana hammock while his other "parts" fight to escape! Seriously, man, think about the children!
"If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins." --- Benjamin Franklin
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