Thieves steal 900 feet of copper wire from Conneaut Lake's Blue Streak

Now this just gets my goat.

As a new problem, does it mean that Pepsi Refresh can again help them out?

Shouldn't we be more worried about charity cases? :)

Damn, Jeff beat me to it. :)

Sorry, dude. You can take the hotel or Maverick jokes.

There was no material in the thread to support a hotel joke.

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Or Maverick.

Vater said:
There was no material in the thread to support a hotel joke.

Just plain "win".

Maybe the hotel-joke support material was stolen.

Vater said:
There was no material in the thread to support a hotel joke.

That's because, if there was a need for it, it would already... You know what? I give up. I'm not even gonna say it.

Taking the Pepsi refresh joke route is sooooo boring. Wait, I gotta run to Hot Topic...

CoasterDemon said:
Taking the Pepsi refresh joke route is sooooo boring...

And lame. But not as lame as literally taking the Pepsi Refresh route and trying to secure lottery money as a business plan.

Can I buy a Fast Pass to get to the end of this thread? ;)

Copper theft happens quite often, and I have no sympathy for anyone who hurts themselves trying to steal it. You hear about people getting electrocuted all the time.

-Tina

Maybe they figured there was a pretty good chance the power would be shut off? ;)

My landline phone service goes out on occasion because of copper theft. Makes me want to hulk out on someone. :)

Ensign Smith said:
Can I buy a Fast Pass to get to the end of this thread? ;)

No! That would kause the wait to get to the end of this thread to be too long for everyone else.

Ensign Smith said:
Can I buy a Fast Pass to get to the end of this thread? ;)

Sure, but you'll have to steal copper wire to pay for it.

And here I was hoping I could get Pepsi to pay for it...

No! That would kause the wait to get to the end of this thread to be too long for everyone else.

How dare you insert your screen name into your post?

Freudian slip? Suuuurrrre it was. :)

Besides, you misspelled it. You forgot the "R."