Tatsu opens with celebrities at Six Flags Magic Mountain

Good one, Phoenixphan. And here I was wondering whether they'd do an on-ride video of Paris that she could market with her "other" one. Sort of a b**-set. OK, I can't say it here, but you can all fill in the asterisks.

God knows what you'd get hit in the face with with some of those D-listers on the train.

Granted, SF can publicize whoever they want on their coasters, and they can't reject anyone within reason. But don't give us a press release about Paris Hilton and the "Girls Gone Wild" guy's birthday party, then give us BS about appealing to families.

Nitro Dave, I knew I'd get someone...

Apparently, Paris made a scene...

http://thecelebritycafe.com/features/5785.html

Wow... what a freakin' BEEYatch! I simply loathe that woman. There is absolutely nothing redeeming about her.

That girl's about as smart as a pile of bricks.

Celebrities in attendance included: Andrew Firestone, Beau Garrett, Bijou Philips, Brittany Snow, Brittney Gastineau, Cameron Richardson, Corri English, Danny Masterson, Devon Aoki, Drake Bell, Ian Ziering, Kaitlin Olson, Korn, Krista Allen, Lacey Chabert, Linkin Park, Macy Gray, Matthew Perry, Michael Pena, Michelle Tractenberg, Milo Ventimiglia, Nick Cannon, Nick Stahl, Owain Yeoman, Paris Hilton, Scott Caan, Serena Reeder, Seth Green, Shannon Elizabeth, Sophia Bush, Stacey Keibler, Taylor Hawkins, Tiffany Dupont, Vince Young, Will Estes, Zachary Levi and more!

Celebrities I've heard of from that list...Andrew Firestone, Ian Ziering, Korn, Lacey Chabert, Linkin Park, Macy Gray, Matthew Perry, Paris Hilton, Seth Green

Does that mean I'm old, or that their guest list SuX0rs?
(And I only know Lacey Chabert b/c I saw her when she was little in Les Miserable in NY... which just makes me feel even older)

^ The list gets much smaller when you name the people you've heard of because they have some recognizable talent or have done something worthwhile on this planet.

Someone should have told them they really didn't have to use those restraints if they didn't want to mess up their hair, makeup, outfit, or risk taking a bad picture.