I'm not sure how many Onion readers we have here, but I'd wager there's a few.
Check out #3 on the "Least-Wanted Gift Certificates" STATshot.
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"He's blazin' away like the stars in the universe.." A. Vega + M. Rev "Ghostrider"
Someday there will be something here.
*** This post was edited by chris on 6/6/2002. ***
Area Man Laughs at Onion Weekly
I saw that. The Onion is satire at its best.
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He let the contents of the bottle do the thinking; can't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.
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Snoopy Rocks! On Ice opens on June 22nd
Think they'll let me drive the Zamboni machine?
Disney's Cost-Cutting Measures:
-Pluto only getting dry dog food
-Robots in Hall Of Presidents reprogrammed to roam through the park mugging visitors between shows
-Suing self for copyright violation
-Holographic ghosts in Haunted Mansion replaced with janitor wearing vampire teeth
-CEO Michael Eisner's annual salary reduced from $60 skajillion to $54 skajillion
-Theme parks instituing a two-sweatshirt minimum
-Re-edited Peter Pan in which Peter urges children to mail in money to save Tinkerbell's life
-Wide-eyed childlike wonderment of Magic Kingdom reduced by 15 percent
-Exploring possible new revenue stream by permitting manufacture of select merchandise items based on certain Disney films
-Stealing the sorcerer's magic hat, creating more and more money until it spins out of control in a destructive whirlpool, providing a valuable lesson about greed
I love The Onion.
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Bake 'em away toys.
HA!HA!HA!HA! I''m laughing at how unfunny that is!
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When you go t bgw don't go in festhaus,IT"S SCARY AS HELL!
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You ever posted on CoasterBuzz..... on druuuuugs!
I'm laughing at the Cola Sprite as I drink my Vanilla Coke...
These soft drink flavors have gone way too far!
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