Six Flags joke in the new Onion

I'm not sure how many Onion readers we have here, but I'd wager there's a few.

Check out #3 on the "Least-Wanted Gift Certificates" STATshot.

http://www.theonion.com/

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"He's blazin' away like the stars in the universe.." A. Vega + M. Rev "Ghostrider"

Someday there will be something here.

*** This post was edited by chris on 6/6/2002. ***

Area Man Laughs at Onion Weekly

I saw that. The Onion is satire at its best.

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He let the contents of the bottle do the thinking; can't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

Thanks for the link! I LOVE the Onion! I only go to the site every few weeks because when I DO go there, I spend way too much time there.....

(sarcasm) That was so hilarious! (/sarcasm)

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On one of my loacal stations, every once and a while they have a short segment of The Onion Radio News. It's pretty funny.

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Snoopy Rocks! On Ice opens on June 22nd

Think they'll let me drive the Zamboni machine?

I can't find it on the site, so I will type in an article I cut out the other day:

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Disney's Cost-Cutting Measures:
-Pluto only getting dry dog food
-Robots in Hall Of Presidents reprogrammed to roam through the park mugging visitors between shows
-Suing self for copyright violation
-Holographic ghosts in Haunted Mansion replaced with janitor wearing vampire teeth
-CEO Michael Eisner's annual salary reduced from $60 skajillion to $54 skajillion
-Theme parks instituing a two-sweatshirt minimum
-Re-edited Peter Pan in which Peter urges children to mail in money to save Tinkerbell's life
-Wide-eyed childlike wonderment of Magic Kingdom reduced by 15 percent
-Exploring possible new revenue stream by permitting manufacture of select merchandise items based on certain Disney films
-Stealing the sorcerer's magic hat, creating more and more money until it spins out of control in a destructive whirlpool, providing a valuable lesson about greed

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I love The Onion.
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Bake 'em away toys.

HA!HA!HA!HA! I''m laughing at how unfunny that is!

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When you go t bgw don't go in festhaus,IT"S SCARY AS HELL!

LOL at the Smorgasmorgue! And what's up with that cola flavored Sprite? In the dictionary, under redundant, is says "See redundant".
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Brad Sherman
Soon park benches will have seatbelts!
Model coasters and rides

The onion is great! they always seem to find ways to make me laugh. I agree with Brad, the Cola flavored Sprite was hilarious!

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You ever posted on CoasterBuzz..... on druuuuugs!

I'm laughing at the Cola Sprite as I drink my Vanilla Coke...

These soft drink flavors have gone way too far!

What is so great about this Onion thing? It's stupid...nothing near funny. *now adding www.theonion.com to the very long list of stupid and pointless sites*

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