SF Amuses me with its naming conventions

The sf names remind me of an episode of Barney Miller, where an English teacher was arrested for attacking a guy advertising pickles because the company used names like lip smackiness, crunch crunchiest, and delish-lisious. in their street advertisement. When he confronted the advertising exec, english teacher says. "I'm surprised you didn't say Co Co Cosurist!" and the add man gets this look on his face, and says that's Brilliant!! Not only are they co co cosurist..they are Cosureiffic! LOL!!

Might have spelled kosher wrong. OOPS!

Lord....