Santa's Lodge Reviews

Lord Gonchar's avatar

Raven Maven said:
Yeah, but you're more responsive to chain pulling.

That's what she said.

Jeff's avatar

Ugh, you had to go there. Now you'll really be on Paula's naughty list.

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Lord Gonchar's avatar

I can't help it. It's Thursday. The Office is on. It just happens.

At least I skipped the "German Sausage" jokes. :)

Last edited by Lord Gonchar,

Um, Gonch ... I was referring to an old-fashioned pull-chain toilet.

Potty mouth, indeed ...

Paula Werne
Holiday World yet another thread goes straight down the crapper...

--Dave Althoff, Jr.

    /X\        _      *** Respect rides. They do not respect you. ***
/XXX\ /X\ /X\_ _ /X\__ _ _ _____

I'm flushed with shame...

Paula Werne
Holiday World

That was a tidy end to a bowl of fun.

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LostKause's avatar

I'm pooped from reading all these silly puns. Seriously, it's quite draining.

Lord Gonchar's avatar

Ummm. Turd.

Puns are hard.

ApolloAndy's avatar

Haikus on comeback
Don't let puns take over 'Buzz.
Huh huh, he said "Turd".

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Hobbes: "What's the point of attaching a number to everything you do?"
Calvin: "If your numbers go up, it means you're having more fun."

a_hoffman50's avatar

Andy is so spoiled.
Never had to stay in lodge.
Ten minutes away.

This Andy lives close to park ------->
not that one up there ^

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I believe you may be the poster ever to edit his own haiku by adding a second. Nicely done.

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