KCS-MOA Timberland Twister opening night LAST RIDE!

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Friday, March 26, 2004 12:06 PM
...The only reason I posted was because you gave me a guilt trip about not doing so immediately!

Who loves who? Hmmmmm? ;)

Friday, March 26, 2004 12:18 PM
See what I mean with all the 'you love me, you love me, gotta hear you say you love me?'

Now how many fellas wish you were me right now?


(who sez: Oh yeah. It's da Ray-Bans baybee!)

*** Edited 3/26/2004 5:18:54 PM UTC by CoastaPlaya***

NOTE: Severe fecal impaction may render the above words highly debatable.

Friday, March 26, 2004 1:59 PM
Not me. My wife reads these boards.
Monday, March 29, 2004 10:21 AM
Well, people's situations differ on occasion...as Those Very Few People (tm) know.

I wanted to add an update for the weekend, but realized that would give away a few answers. I suppose I'll answer tonight/early this week/when I feel like it.


NOTE: Severe fecal impaction may render the above words highly debatable.

Monday, April 12, 2004 9:48 AM
Okay OKAY already!

A certain unnamed screaming groupie will not be let me take another breath until I submit the answers to my TR. So while she 'gits' herself a shower I'll tell you what was true and false:

Skipped a workout on opening night to visit: TRUE

Dressed in Ray-Bans and shorts: FALSE--but if I was actually thinking about writing a goofy TR, I woulda worn shorts under my clothes just to mess you up. I'll think about you guys more next time...not.

Train-stacking: TRUE. With six trains and a station that only handles two at a time, that shouldn't be a shock. What is a shock is that they've barely stacked since Week #2. The TT crew are a bunch of 100% freaks.

VIPs: TRUE. They even had a little ice sculpture or something along with their catered meal. So first you had to sit in line and watch them eat, then wait longer as they cut in line for rides. Could ya rub it in my face just a little more? No really, I think you missed a nostril.

Scandanavians Represent-IN in hockey jerseys: FALSE--on a technicality. They keep it real up in the fiel' wid dey flannels, ya heard?

Line-jumping Scandanavians: TRUE. Each and every trip. Teens, Mom, Dad, Grandma, five year-olds...everybody. You woulda thought it was Six Flags training night.

NAWT an UltraDork: TRUE. But I think I'm buying a shirt sometime soon.

TT Crew recognizing me: FALSE. C'mon people. Who reads this board besides you, me and maybe a few park officials? A celebrity this board will not you make. Speak in convoluted fashion Yoda does. Hmmmmpf.

Actually I seem to see wayyyy too much of a certain manager named 'Craig' whenever I'm there...but methinks he's just checking up on his baby. He can't possibly be singling out guests. Folks with jobs don't have that kind of time.

Last ride of the evening: TRUE. It just happened that way. Actually, the barcode readers indicated there was about 7 minutes left when I scanned my pass.

Other last ride beggars: TRUE

Me giving them the thumbs-down: FALSE. The Team Lead made that call.

Given a Solo ride option, declining the ride with the teen girls: All TRUE

Pointing and screaming at people in the park: What do you think? Really?

So there you almost have it.


*** Edited 4/12/2004 2:09:28 PM UTC by CoastaPlaya***

NOTE: Severe fecal impaction may render the above words highly debatable.


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