Issues in Coater Buzz?

Enough allready Captain Oblivious, you're causing me angina, and no there is not sand in my...... Can I join the Caravan of Freedom? I don't need a seat in the mini-van, I'll use the MINI-bike. I have the costume also, check the profile (info).

Woody said:

Again, does anyone notice the irony in ANY of this? Mr. Acer has and responded by not responding........LMAO. Thank you to the last 14 posts for making my Lifeless, Uncreative, Uneducational, Pathetic life worth something.....I was going to get out and jump off of the 310 foot structure in Sandusky, but have decided against it now.....
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There's nothing like a woodie...

I'm sorry if I don't surf this site every hour, but I do have other stuff to do. I'm actually enjoying reading what everybody has wrote, and I did notice that the topic strayed off to what people are eating, to where grain grows, to battlebots and who knows where else it will go? Just remember, it's all in fun. If you actually take anybody serious on a forum, then you take things too personal and need to realize that it's just the internet.

Thanks 'Playa. (Can I call you 'Playa?) I feel special now.

(Captain Obvious looks at dawnmarie's 'info')

Hmmm.

You can call him 'Big Poppa', as long as you don't mind being gunned down by Playette. If it's any comfort, I think she'd shoot him first, cook him, eat him and mount his head on the front end of their car like a trophy buck. The expression on his face would be priceless--even after it gets hit with the obligatory smeared bugs and bird poop. Perhaps especially so.

Come to think of it, 'Playa will do nicely. Yes, I think it would.

-The Obvious One

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*** This post was edited by CoastaPlaya on 11/21/2002. ***

chris is right...Dawn got a "Dear Dawn" letter, plus some cards and a cookie!

Moosh

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*** This post was edited by Mamoosh on 11/21/2002. ***

What I want to know is why am I not included in the funny or witty or cute ones? *sniff*
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I will f*** you up!

nasai - you got it all going for you...funny and hot! Haven't I told you that before ;-)

Moosh

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'Cause Rob, you sit there quietly and READ too much....get your head out in the open where we can read YOUR funny thoughts..(and get a clear line of sight, lol)....I just *know* they're in there somewhere.

I figured that Moosh loved this thread because it was misspelled as "Coater Buzz.";) 'nuff said.

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nasai said:
What I want to know is why am I not included in the funny or witty or cute ones?

Because you're a 'cool one.'

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'I want to be a statistic. I want to be masochistic. I want to be a clone.' - Descendents 'Suburban Home'

So, thanks to Acer-G772, instead of nitpicking about coaster statistics, we're nitpicking about grain and battlebots. ;) That's what I call progress!

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You must be this dumb to ride Viper. -SFGAdv.

Actually, I think Acer makes a lot of sense. Even though his post is kind of pointless.. I think we all need to be open and consider the point he's trying to make. Because some of it is true..

Just thought I'd let you all know how much I'm lamo right now. Its lousy outside in Jersey so here I am :)...Lurker that I am, all I have to add to the heart-attack inducing pizza toppings is a pie with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, and onions. I will die young. ;)

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Proud member of the Walley World Park Security

Chris, if only that were remotely true. That moniker belongs to you. :) Although, I could swear you have been dubbed the "giggler." All I know is that it's good to be a member of the CB Peanut Gallery.
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Still hijacking threads...

lost....extremely lost...and like Dawn, is looking forward to getting more into this group....even though ive been on the site for two years:)

Tim (wondering what defender of justice he can be in the honking big minivan driven by 'Playa....he fells left out, lol :))

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(currently a Dorney Park homer though...thanks to college:))

Sorry to go anymore off topic...but since we were discussing fatty foods and heart attacks, I had to laugh when I came across this:

http://www.thekansascitychannel.com/news/1798700/detail.html

What??

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JFNJ said:
Just thought I'd let you all know how much I'm lamo right now. Its lousy outside in Jersey so here I am

Isn't it always lousy in Jersey?

I know I'd go crazy if I couldn't make left turns.

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~~~ Maddy ~~~

Semi-funny. But not as funny the kid who found a chicken head in his nuggets.

And now, just because I love you all (and no one has stopped me yet) I will present DawnMarie, vacoaster and everyone except Boblogone the following very special post. Call your friends to the PC. Print this out. Hang it on your wall. Are ya ready?

How to 'make a funny' CoastaPlaya style

1) Find an alternative way to state the plain and simple:

It's not the point you make, but the way you present it. Think about it...did you ever see an episode of the Cosby show with a plot twist? A surprise ending? (Okay--besides the series premiere for those who were expecting 'Eight is Enough') It never happened. You knew how every episode would end before it began, but all the fun was getting there.

Now let's use this concept in practical terms. Along comes a poster who spins a tale that wouldn't fool a 5 year-old. You could say...

"Hey, that story you just told was bullcrap" and say what we all know anyway, but you'd make more impact with

"It could just be me--but something in that tale smells like Farmer Carver's northern 40 right after plantin' time." See how that works? You just drew a little mental picture there. The reader sees the farmer and smells the rich, heavy scent of an abundance of uhhhhh, moo boo.

Use this technique carefully. Don't overdraw your picture. Just create a quick impressionist sketch and move on.

2) Never, ever, ever try to be funny. I'm serious. Nothing that's truly funny is carefully crafted and manufactured--it just falls out of a tree and splatters all over the place. The funniest people never actually make anything funny--they simply observe how funny something already is. Why do you think talk-show hosts always start with a monologue based on current events? Or Seinfeld could make a hit show based on almost nothing--except for actual people, places and things? Because real life is far more hilarious than anything you can make up.

So there you have it--my secrets revealed. Get to know them well and perhaps you too could find a seat in the minivan of justice. Heck, maybe I'll have to get a big yellow schoolbus.

-'Playa

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The CPlaya 100--6 days, 9 parks, 47 coasters, 2037 miles and a winner.....LoCoSuMo.

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Yeah you verbally attacked me once playa'.

No matter what I said you had to disagree. I just laughed when I saw the pic in your profile. Ouch! A man of your age acting so childish.

I just ignore you. You go away faster.

Oh, and don't bother slinging mud back at me. I wont be returning to this thread.

Have a nice night.

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rentzy387 said:

Yeah you verbally attacked me once playa'.

Only once? And you're still sore? That must suck. I haven't given it a moment's thought.

Now there's a mental picture for you...a guy sitting at his keyboard clenching his fists for weeks and months on end, mumbling, "I hate you I hate you I hate you one day you will pay for posting little words that didn't agree with mine. Grrrrrrrr......"

Dude, look at all our posts. Just look at them. Do we look miserable to you? Noooooo. We're having fun. We're all laughing and joking and having a good time because we aren't walking around with big chips on our shoulders and massive wedgies because we take ourselves way too seriously. It must drive you nuts to read this thread, huh?

And guess what? We're gonna keep on enjoying the board whether you decide to loosen up or go bald 20 years early 'cuz you choose to stay bitter. If you wanna sit there and grind your teeth to nubs about it, whatever. Enjoy a diet of Cream a Wheat or whatever suits you. If you wanna have some fun, you're welcome to join us too. And yes, that 'us' includes me.

Your call...

-'Playa

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The CPlaya 100--6 days, 9 parks, 47 coasters, 2037 miles and a winner.....LoCoSuMo.