How to get to CP from MN

The Nate and Tekno Comedy Hour is one of my favorite reality shows at CoasterBuzz, especially when Playa guest stars. ;)

Play nice and don't sacrifice wit with immature and/or silly insults. Sense of humor is key.

+Danny, "E'erybody in da Buzz gettin' centz-y (2)" D-Pawn


Now danny, its only comedy when I reply to nate. To bad CO's busy fighing grime, or maybe he'd jump in to bash one of us, then it would stop being so onesided. Atleast he makes me laugh when he insults me, instead of going "That was supposed to be an insult?"
I know. *Looks to see if "Hide Vanity Items" work on entire posts and/or posters* =p

That's the fun way to "bash" people when both sides know it's a joke.

+Danny



TeknoScorpion said:
I didn't say in my post I was a big boy at all, re-read it.

No, you insinuated it. Read that third word carefully, it's a big one.


You can't insult me, you don't have enough grasp on the mechanics of sociology, psycology, or even basic humor to insult me.

Yes, you're a true master of all of the above.


Poor, pitiful nate, still hasn't found his sense of humor yet.

Coming from you, isn't that just the most ironic post of the decade? The difference between you and I is that you're actually trying (desperately, I might add) to be funny. Humor is not some grand goal of mine. I couldn't care either way what anyone on Coasterbuzz, of all places, thinks about me.

Keep talking, Beaver. You're making a far larger fool out of yourself than anyone else ever could.

-Nate *** Edited 3/26/2004 7:13:32 AM UTC by coasterdude318***

Nate, if you'd just admit that "Hey, this was all a joke that pissed me off cause it was at my expense, but I don't have a sense of humor at all", then you may actually enjoy this, instead of trying to "Make me see how much of an idiot I am"

Having a sense of humor dosen't mean I'm funny, it just means I get jokes and understand when things are funny. You do neither.

And the only way I'd be making a fool out of myself is if I actually thought that A)I was being serious when others were laughing at me(and since its all just a big fat joke anyhow, thats a moot point). And/Or B) I really cared. I don't. Infact, I don't care enough about this right now to even keep up with it, as I have a busy day tomorrow. I have to pic up my non-existant friend Jon so that we can go to our non-existant friends Melissa and Darren's wedding on saturday. A wedding, thats something fun, nate.

Something you should try once in a while, istead of trying so hard to make people on the internet think you're so incredibly right, that nothing anybody does can compare to you.

You may not laugh, but I'm sure someone out there will when they read what I've said about/to you tomorrow when all the normal people are up(and no, that wasn't directed at you, danny and myself are up at 2am as well).

One day, you may actually get that this whole site dosen't matter in life, and you won't spend all day stressing about how you're going to comment negatively on what other people say. When you're older, you'll realize that it was all just one, big, sarcastic joke, even if you didn't get it.

And, really, if you didn't care what people thought about yourself, you woulndn't spend so much time defending yourself.

Until next time, G'nite nate, sweet dreams, and dont' let those negative outlooks on life drain your soul. *** Edited 3/26/2004 7:23:24 AM UTC by TeknoScorpion***

Nate, I think you're being a little hard on the Beaver. Before we continue, can we have some information on the population of beavers in Wisconsin compared to Pennsylvania?

+Danny
Note: All beavers should avoid the roadways and metropolitan area of Madison, Wisconsin. ;)


Well, danny, if anybody hit this beaver with a car, they'd do more damage to their car than me as I'm a big guy

I'd hate to be the last person on Coaster Buzz that just "Didn't get the joke".

But seriously, how can anybody insult me? My last name is beavers, for christ's sake! Mistakenly leave the 'N' out of my first name, and you can imagin what I was called by all my friends in school.

Insults are for people that aren't gifted enough to be sarcastic. But then, most people can diferentiate between fact and opinion too....;)

Wow, there are funny people on this site!


Before we continue, can we have some information on the population of beavers in Wisconsin compared to Pennsylvania?

See, Tekno, that is actually a funny joke (and at my expense, I might add). Your lengthy, dramatic reflections on life are not funny, which is probably why nobody "gets" your jokes or your humor.

Enjoy your nonexistant friends. If you're a bit tired in the morning, I'm sure they'll understand when you explain your need to impress Coasterbuzzers at every possible instance by being "funny." There's a large difference between being sarcastic and being downright boring.

-Nate
*** Edited 3/26/2004 7:28:43 AM UTC by coasterdude318***

Please, God. Let the offseason end.

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TeknoScorpion said:

Heck, you had Lord Gonchar doin things I wouldn't have expected.


Oh man. If I only had a nickel for everytime I've heard that.


+Danny said:
Before we continue, can we have some information on the population of beavers in Wisconsin compared to Pennsylvania?

In 1998 the estimated Beaver population in PA was 30,000. I couldn't find hard stats on Wisconsin - just info stating that the population is dwindling.

(I almost gave you female population numbers for each state, but that's going for the cheap laugh)


The drama quotient of this thread has reached a .45! I love it!

Fate is the path of least resistance.

And we love you too, antuan:).

Actually, what Gonch said was a bit funnier that danny(sorry danny, i still love ya man!).

But the point is, nate, you can't take a joke, have no sense of humor, and if this really was boring and/or didn't affect you, you never would have replied in the first place.

I stand by my statement, Poor Pitiful nate, still looking for his lost sense of humor...

word.

(Just seeing if I'll get the last one.)



TeknoScorpion said:


But the point is, nate, you can't take a joke, have no sense of humor, and if this really was boring and/or didn't affect you, you never would have replied in the first place.


I can take a joke, and I do have a sense of humor. The problem is that nothing you say is funny. Jokes and humor have to be funny for anyone to take them/get them. Everything you post is humorless, mindless ramblings. It's you who is clearly still searching for a sense of humor (and still obviously failing miserably).

Personally, I don't find it necessary to try to be funny on here. I'll go to a joke board of comedy board if I want that.

-Nate

Nate, I bet you turn every board into a comedy board just by your presence... ;)
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Lord Gonchar said:
(I almost gave you female population numbers for each state, but that's going for the cheap laugh)
Cheap laugh achieved, my friend. :)

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