Hilarious stories at parks

SFMM Goliath queue line

Boy1 "I'm scared to ride Goliath the recording says it has a 255ft. drop".

Boy2 "Don't worry about it, Ghostrider has a 330 ft. drop, this is nothing".

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Steel: 1)MF, 2)Goliath, 3)Magnum
Wood: 1)Villain, 2)Beast, 3)Roar(SFMW)

Teenange Ninja, Ninja's are frickin' awesome. Go check out this totally sweet site about ninjas.

shootmamas, baby.

oh yeah, at this one time, this guy cut in front of me in line. LMAO. that was the funniest shiznit i've ever been part of.

When was at SFGAdv a few months ago a freind of mine made me get on the ferris wheel with her,and so I said "fine,but you better not swing it", and so shes like "no I wont becuase im scared of the car swinging too" ... right before they where about to close the doors to the car a lady with 3kids gets on! "Oh great!" we leave stoping in the middle in the top on the other side,and the whole time this lady couldent control her children ,and they had that car swining like crazy! I was petrafied!, never again. on our second visit a few weeks latter or maybe a month later, we get back on ,just to give it another try, there was thse kids behind us saying "when I get up there where ganna swing that car,and where ganna make it fall etc" then when we got on, luckily this time there was a quiet couple with us, they where int he car ahead of us,and one kid was going crazy which was the quiet one meanwhile the tough guys back inline where screaming to stop where all ganna die! ,it was funny.

It is kinda fun to yell at people from various rides, like the sky buckets at CP, or even drop stuff on them...

One time, while at CP, this little girl was holding her ice cream and standing in the sky bucket car and looking at everybody. You all know the classic joke where a kid has 2 or 3 scoops of ice cream and when he/she licks it, the top scoop falls off. Well...you can kinda guess what happened next. It fell on some guy below on the midway, and luckily he was wearing a hat. That was one of the single most hilarious moments of my life. I'm also sure it was for anyone watching too.

So, next time your in CP, don't walk right under the sky buckets. :)

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If you like Wicked Twister in the back, does that mean you like to get screwed in the rear?

While waiting for SOB at PKI, these 2 people were trying to convince their friend to ride it by saying: "you rode the beast right? this is the same thing only taller!" and their friend responded in a scared still voice: "no it isn't! (pulling out the park map and pointing) It's the tallest and fastest and only looping wooden roller coaster in the world!" he then left the line rather quickly.

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Yes I'm 15, no I'm not childish, I'm not being sarcastic, well maybe I do have somewhat of an ego...

Minature golf course just outside of Carowinds, Charlotte, NC. A friend and I were playing for a case of beer (yea, I know, how teenage is that?) Anyway, we were on the 14th hole or so and the end of the 18th hole was above us at the top of a small hill. The bottom of the hill had a small door in it (for getting under the 18th hole to retrieve the balls). I told my friend that it would take a midget working here to get in there and collect the golf balls. No sooner had I said it than the little door opens and out steps a midget with a ball bucket in each hand. TRUE STORY! I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP! My friend dropped his club and literally fell to the ground laughing and I was laughing but very embarrassed. I lost BTW and had to buy him a case.