Get off my ass.... Here's my positive SFMM review

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Robocoaster said:
This just in: A new attraction called Bk:TR has been officially announced for both Robland and Invyland for 2006. Officially categorized as a "Splash Coaster" (Attention Patrons: You WILL Get Wet on this Ride!), the ride is included with admission here at home, but curiously is an up-charge across the pond.

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LMAO Robo, is that upcharge or discha, oh never mind;) Is there any truth in the rumour that onlookers will be able to use controllable jets to soak riders even more?

-Jimvy!

*** Edited 3/22/2005 8:45:31 AM UTC by invy***

Does this mean that Robland and Invyland are under the same corporate chain now? :-D

-Tina

^^ Good news, Jim! The suits took a liking to your suggestion about having on-lookers take their turn at dousing riders on this attraction. :) However, curiously, the use of these jets will be free stateside, and will be a nominal fee over at your place. What gives?

^Tina, chains will be in use, just not at the corporate level...

well I gotta get to the US somehow or other Robo ;)

I hear the theming will be really in your face too!

-Jimvy!

This just in: Robland and Invyland have been purchased by Mooshland and will create a new corporatation under the name Gaylord Parks Inc.

Matthew Sullivan, CEO of Mooshland, said his first duties are to grease Invyland and Robland's woodies.

Dude! I was eating lunch!

Here comes Pukkake...

-CO

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Mamoosh said:
This just in:Matthew Sullivan, CEO of Mooshland, said his first duties are to grease Invyland and Robland's woodies.

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Well I never saw that coming! ;)

-Jimvy!

I am not sure if I want a Gaylord Parks season pass or not. :-0 I may just go to the parks to "watch", especially if there are chains involved. ;-)

-Tina

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Oh I'm sure you'd love it Tina, after all, if you build it they will come ;)

-Jimvy!

I don't think it's ever gone this far before. I'm surprised this thread is still open. My God! ;)

are they long woodies?

Robland and Invyland both have junior woodies. Only Mooshland has the full-size mega-woodie ;)

I will go to Mooshland then, but something tells me I won't get a fast pass, or an exit pass for that matter. :-)

-Tina

Tina - you're welcome to come to Mooshland but don't be surprised if the rides are closed when you visit ;)

I don't know whether to close this or continue laughing my ass off. :)

No ****. :)

Actually, I would take both.

Its a trip report, damit. The idea of trip reports is to tell buzzers how your day at the park was, and maybe get a few responses.

Ah, whatever.

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invy said:

I hear the theming will be really in your face too!

-Jimvy!

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Surely this is meant to enhance the 4-D experience of the ride. :)

Rumor has it that Knott's Berry Farm's "The Stapler" has inked a deal to be lead op for Robland's woodie. That'll be fun!

So mOOSH, what as the moniker that Gaylord Parks will be trading under on the NYSE. Dare I say it...;)

I was gonna post something, but then something told me it was too bad even for this lot.

Oh well, I thought it was funny for a second, but then I realized that some people might take it the wrong way and I don't want to be the insensitive prick yet again this year ;).

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rolo said:Its a trip report, damit. The idea of trip reports is to tell buzzers how your day at the park was, and maybe get a few responses. Ah, whatever.

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It's because I'm so damn famous here. ;)