The commercials state it's "only" a five hour drive from Chicago. After moving from Sandusky to Naperville, that 350 mile "hop" seems a bit far away from all of my old friends, and if it were as short as they made it out to be, I wouldn't miss them as much as I do. So that seems a biit much.
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Well, I used to be able to see TTD from my house, then I moved.
Life's not fair.