Coaster Preservation Club in the news

Yay for me! I am versatile! ;)
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Sorta back on-topic... (inspired by the old Batman series)

"Blobbin, there's trouble afoot in California. We've just gotten information about a new ride that hasn't run in 4 months"

"Holy Flying Theming, ThunderFunMan!!!"

"Quick, to the CPOMobile!"

"The what?"

"The... oh nevermind, let's get our Big Wheels"

(cheesy music begins - Garage door opens revealing the CPO headquarters. ThunderfunMan and Blobbin come roaring out on their Big Wheels of Preservationing, complete with handlebar streamers and battery-powered soundbox that makes "Amazing Engine-Revving Noises(tm)"

TFM and Blobbin squeal their BWoPs around the corner and arrive at the scene of the "crime")

"Here we are, Blobbin, the home of evildoer who did this evil deed and let the ride sit unused for 4 months."

"The one called Mamoosh?"

"Exactly, Boy Blunder. He will have to turn the ride over to us, or face (dramatic pause) our Lawyers!"

"Holy Robert Vaughn, ThunderFunMan!"

"That's right, Blobbin, WE MEAN BUSINESS! (TFM pounds on the door of the evildoer's lair.) We know you're in there! Turn over the ride to us NOW!"

(A voice echos from within the lair... ) "Make Me!"

TFM: "Don't make us use force!"

(From within...) "Get 'em, Goons!"

(Suddenly, the Goon Squad appears - all 3 of them - and advance on TFM and Robin..er, I mean Blobbin. Scared, TFM says the only thing he can think of...)

"Na na nana naaaah, you can't catch us!"

(The Goons descend on TFM and Blobbin, bombarding them with their razor wit. The cry-namic duo lie on the ground, helpless.)

"Holy Old Indiana, ThunderFunMan. They're too much for us. They've found out that we're just a couple of punk kids who desperately want attention. No one will ever take us seriously now!"

"Well duh, thank you Captain Obvious for that amazing insight."

(Suddenly, loud sirens and station music can be heard as the Minivan of Justice comes screeching around the corner. The doors pop open and Captain Obvious and his entourage walk over.)

CO: "You called?"

THE END.

or is it?

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I regret to inform you that M:TR
is not currently in operation due to mechanical problems.

Oh dang! You should be a screenwriter! HA!

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"It's not a Too-mah!" - Arnold after riding Batman the Ride

Versatile is a good thing.....Can't say the same for myself :-)

MI: TR - Front seats available only.....

Actually, riding in the back seat is no longer a crime in Texas....

Eric, who thinks that it's about time they struck down that archaic law...

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"It's not a Too-mah!" - Arnold after riding Batman the Ride
*** This post was edited by janfrederick 6/26/2003 4:06:47 PM ***

I leave for three weeks and look what happens.

I think we need the coasterbuzz preservation organization.

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Be polite and ignore the idiots. - rollergator
"It's not a Toomer" - Arnold Schwartzenkoph
"Those who know don't talk and those who talk don't know." -Jeff

We'll just have to have our own "Coaster Buzz : The Ride", that could be quite interesting..........

Reminds me of a scene from "History of the World Part 1":

"Rook jump Queen...Knight jumps queen...Gang bang!"

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A random Mooshter's Dawntionary listing: Esplanade [v.] - to attempt an explanation while drunk.

A combination ride of M:TR and N:TOP would make for a track record :-)

"Rook jump Queen...Knight jumps queen...Gang bang!"
Very well put, M!

EchoVictor said:
"We'll stay up all night, swapping manly stories, and then in the morning, I'm makin' waffles!"

Pancakes? What? Sorry, with all this revisiting of M:TR, it made me nostalgic for the "good ol' days" of pancakes. ;)

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- "I used to be in the audio/visual club, but I was kicked out because of my views on Vietnam........and I was stealing projectors" - Homer Simpson

Very well put, M!

That's "Big M" to you.

A combination ride of M:TR and N:TOP would make for a track record :-)

Tip: Put > instead of -

--Ryan
*** This post was edited by Legend_n_Raven 6/26/2003 10:01:04 PM ***

EV had a shrek of a good time with his waffle comment.

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Never did get the whole waffel/pancake comments, anybody care to explain?:)

p.s., we could make this beat the DDR post's record(heck even the "What happened to CBuzz" post Record) if we keep goin! Speaking of which, Anybody read the news over @ ARNR? Seeing as how this post is all about it, there is a bit more CPO(formerly CPC) bashing. And, I've tried to talk to Mr. Lee on AIM, but it seems that everytime I log in, he logs off.....how interesting.:(

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*** This post was edited by TeknoScorpion 6/27/2003 12:07:43 AM ***

Ryan, you certainly have the wit don't you? ;) Well done, my friend. Well done.
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I'm going to try and bring this thread back on topic by mentioning that CoastaPlaya, TeknoScorpion, and me were mentioned in yet anothger article on ARN&R. Just look at AbsolutelyReliable Con Day 3.

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Two Points Amusement Park
http://games.coasterbuzz.com/filedetail.aspx?GameFileID=3433

Hey everyone, let's dredge up the old "What happened to Coasterbuzz??" topic and continue from there....if yer feeling nostalgic.

Isn't this terrible? I thought this was "Coasterbuzz", not "Pickondefenselessanimalsbuzz"...

Gawd, what am I doing???!! Must...get...back....to........work........ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...

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"It's not a Too-mah!" - Arnold after riding Batman the Ride

"It's good to be the King"

Yup, coasterphil, we must know how to rip them a new arsehole fairly well, god I love attention;)

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President, C.R.A.P. (Coaster Rescurers And Preservationists).