Coaster Names: Imagination vs. SuperHeros...

A PATH! A PATH!!

That Rabbits Dynamite!

Death awaits us all, with large, nasty, pointy teeth...Look at the bones!

I have to change my armor again...

TWO GUARDS enter and stand to attention on either side of the door. One of them has hiccups and does so throughout.

FATHER
Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
FIRST GUARD
Not ... to leave the room ... even if you come and get him.
FATHER
No. Until I come and get him.
SECOND GUARD
Hic.
FIRST GUARD
Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.
FATHER
No ... You stay in the room and make sure he doesn't leave.
FIRST GUARD
... and you'll come and get him.
SECOND GUARD
Hic.
FATHER
That's Right.
FIRST GUARD
We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room.
FATHER
Leaving the room.
FIRST GUARD
Leaving the room ... yes.
FATHER
Got it?
SECOND GUARD
Hic.
FATHER makes to leave.
FIRST GUARD
Er ... if ... we ... er ...
FATHER
Yes?
FIRST GUARD
If we ... er ... (trying to remember what he was going to say)

FATHER
Look, it's simple. Just stay here and make sure he doesn't leave the room.
SECOND GUARD
Hic.
FATHER
Right?
FIRST GUARD
Oh, I remember ... can he ... er ... can he leave the room with us?
FATHER
(carefully) No .... keep him in here ... and make sure he doesn't ...
FIRST GUARD
Oh, yes! we'll keep him in here, obviously. But if he had to leave and we were with him.
FATHER
No ... just keep him in here.
FIRST GUARD
Until you, or anyone else ...
FATHER
No, not anyone else - just me.
FIRST GUARD
Just you ...
SECOND GUARD
Hic.
FIRST GUARD
Get back.
FATHER
Right.
FIRST GUARD
Okay. Fine. We'll remain here until you get back.
FATHER
And make sure he doesn't leave.
FIRST GUARD
What?
FATHER
Make sure he doesn't leave.
FIRST GUARD
The Prince ... ?
FATHER
Yes ... make sure ...
FIRST GUARD
Oh yes, of course! I thought you meant him!
(he points to the other GUARD and laughs to himself)
You know it seemed a bit daft me havin' to guard him when he's a guard ...
FATHER
Is that clear?
SECOND GUARD
Hic.
FIRST GUARD
Oh, yes. That's quite clear. No problems.
FATHER pulls open the door and makes to leave the room. The GUARDS follow.
FATHER
(to the GUARDS) Where are you going?
FIRST GUARD
We're coming with you.
FATHER
No, I want you to stay here and make sure he doesn't leave the room until I get back.
FIRST GUARD
Oh, I see, Right.
They take up positions on either side of the door

Two Guards standing in front of the Castle:
Lancelot crosses the field and stabs one of them;;;
the remaining guard: Hey!!!

But Father, i just want to siiiinnnnngggg!

GET ON WITH IT!

French persons! Today the blood of many valiant knights shall be avenged. In the name of God, we shall not stop our fight until each one of you lies dead and the Grail returns to those whom God has chosen.

Someday, lad, this will all be yours.

What, the curtains?