Cedar Point's Ocean Motion - and Nudity...

Jerry said:
As long as they don't burn the Koran...

That jackwagon actually preaches in my town, Gainesville, FL - recently ranked "most liveable college town." He can only be more destabilizing for all the press coverage he receives. He's trying to make it impossible for reasonable people to build peaceful bridges across religious divides...I could use worse language to describe him, but suffice it to say that the sooner he leaves the world's stage, the better off we wil all be.

Can we got back to the artistry of bowsprits? Or even Mehverick?

You still have Zoidberg.... You ALL have Zoidberg! (V) (;,,;) (V)

Maybe they can just put a tight fitting kids shirt on all six of them... Like the one Jeff posted a while back...

http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/baby-onesie-mmm..boobies-by-babygags

While certainly a bit cynical, it might improve ridership over the last few weeks of operation...

All they have to do is put a couple of strings of beads around her neck and all will be good.

I'd rather be in my boat with a drink on the rocks, than in the drink with a boat on the rocks.

What kind of beads Pete? Pearls???

The Italian Trapeze at Knoebels is one big rotating sea of nudity. Just sayin'.

I love a good Italian Opera....I'll have to venture there for a gander. Speaking of Nudity, Happy Jack's Toy Factory at C.P. has some extensive nudity in the finale act as well.... Bring a hanky and an umbrella, as those won't be tears of joy which are "expressed".

Are people really that uptight, where some fiberglass boobs offend them?

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

I think if they put a pair of twirling tassels on them, it would be far more offensive.

What is interesting is the cultural divides... In Europe, while many would think a decadent culture, they wouldn't have these issues in many areas.

Japan is another society that doesn't have the puritan viewpoints either... In fact they have some festivals (of which I won't post links to maintain TOS rules) that in fact promote fertility and the respective methods.