Baboon loose in Jackson, New Jersey, Six Flags Great Adventure can't confirm it's theirs

Posted | Contributed by Jeff

An elusive baboon was spotted in a full run early this afternoon, headed south from the area the primate was spotted earlier on Friday, police said. A team from Six Flags Great Adventure is assisting in the capture of the animal, but can't confirm yet that it belongs to them.

Read more from The Asbury Park Press.

Lord Gonchar's avatar

Best headline ever.


CoasterDemon's avatar

This is great :) Fit's in GREAT with the whole clueless-ness of SFlags employees.


Billy
Vater's avatar

Perhaps it was looking for lodging for the night.

Jerry's avatar

Or thought it was a good idea to sell the company to Apollo - oh ya, that was Dick.

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Vater said:
Perhaps it was looking for lodging for the night.

Post. Of. The week.

I'm still laughing.

rollergator's avatar

Agree completely, Vater wins.

Besides, if there was a need for a baboon enclosure that kept the baboons *in*....there'd already be one.

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I love you guys. In a manly, non-gay way, of course.


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You guys really are great, in a non-heterosexual kind of way, of course :)


Billy
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birdhombre said:
Post. Of. The week.

I'm still laughing.

Understatement of the week.


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LostKause's avatar

Funny topic. Funny posts. Can it get any funnier?

I wonder if the Baboon is a Democrat or a Republican?


Will they be able to tell after they capture it?

Of course they will from it's AP picture

CoasterDemon's avatar

^What's an AP picture?

You think he will enjoy a Flash Pass?


Billy

I was wondering which coaster club he belonged to...


67440Dodge's avatar

He's still in line for Kingda Ka....

When I pulled up and saw the price to park, I ran too...


Hello, Hello! (hola!) I rode a ride named Vertigo!-with apologies to U2

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roadkill said:
When I pulled up and saw the price to park, I ran too...

Next year they plan on charging $17 per person in the car for parking..

It's funny that SFGA has an animal park in it's boundaries. How can it not be one of thier baboons who escaped? Too bad that the residents can't just shoot the baboon and it would save alot of time in trying to capture it.

67440Dodge's avatar

Actually Majorcut, over 10 years ago a tiger was shot in Jackson, NJ and it didn't come from the Animal Park.

CoasterDemon's avatar

It's Jersey, anything can happen. With all that hair gel seeping into people's brain....


Billy

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