Amusement Safety Org. Thoughts

They are so going to get sued. You don't allege that a park is having more accidents unless you actually know.

/napoleonvoice Idiots!

Jeff - Editor - CoasterBuzz.com - My Blog

They should pray for lawsuits...it will spare their being 'secured' by safety-conscious rideops.

Talk about a problem with its own solution!

-CO

NOTE: Severe fecal impaction may render the above words highly debatable.

Jeff said:
Anyone want to count the spelling and grammar errors on their home page?

Quite a few:
-"It today a tool for patron wellbeing" (well being is two words, or at least hyphenated, but that is'nt the least of this phrases problems)
-“Is this ride safe for my family and I?” (should be "me", not "I")
-"Certain aspects of this information was not safety related." (should be "were", not "was")

And those are just the obvious ones...

If you can't stand the heights, get out of the line.

Yeah. I love how they said that 10 people over an amount of time got a headache on Ghost Rider and that means it's not safe to ride. I sent them a real nasty e-mail about how they don't know anything about the amusement industry let alone accidents in the industry. They are experts at putting up a crappy, uneducated web site.

If I can get Shaq on my team, I can be a *genius* of an NBA coach!

Bad BS gives me a headache, can we declare their site "unsafe"? ;)

P.P.S. Whaddya get if you win a lawsuit against an unemployed uneducated teenager, their allowance?

Edit: Final note: If their goal really IS to improve parks, putting the word *SAFETY* in there really is a BAD bad way to start..;)

bill, learned recently that the Men Without Hats' "Safety Dance" wasn't really as safe as we were led to believe...

*** Edited 5/3/2005 8:22:10 PM UTC by rollergator***

I actually decided to read the dorney park report, who knows where they got those reports from. I guess they send random people into the park to document everytime someone slips coming off the log flume ride?

I can see it now. "Did you get that one? That guy tripped on a souvineer cup."

"Our customers don’t wait for things to happen; we make them happen with an energy and vitality that is rare in industry today."

What?