Dollywood Closed due to Water Main Break

The title pretty much says it all. https://www.knoxnews.com/st...438528007/

I honestly would have thought Dollywood would have been on its own wells, but I guess not.

Can't wait to read the click bait on this one!

Dolly’s water broke.

City cuts off water supply to local theme park forcing its permanent closure!

Dangerous Flooding at Dollywood Theme Park Causes Extensive Damage: Guests Forced to Evacuate.

Popular theme park closed indefinitely. Guests given zero notice.

Many guests angry at Dolly Parton for forced closure of her popular theme park.

Busty Septuagenarian experiencing excessive moistness causes amusement park to be evacuated!

I mean, technically it would be a lack of moisture. That might be funnier.

Broken main == moist in all the wrong spots.

Scores of CoasterBuzz members take stab at writing clickbait headline; few hit the mark

Attempted stabbing by several members of Coaster Enthusiast Website leaves several in an uproar.

a click leads to Vater’s article word for word

"Pressure finally proves too intense for Dolly's aging infrastructure."

I don't know what I'm impressed with more... the Click Bait headlines, or that the forum topic wasn't titled 'Dollywood Closed due to Water Main Brake'

Well done!

High Five! for Dolly.

wahoo skipper:

"Pressure finally proves too intense for Dolly's aging infrastructure."

🤣

if you watched her Thanksgiving Cowboys halftime performance, you wouldn’t write that!