And Now for Something Completely Different (Kennywood 2024)

What happens when marketing gets to choose the ride themes?

(sadly not an AI joke)

Everyone: "We want unique themes!"

After somebody comes up with one: "Not that one!"

I hope they include the three potato sack carrying dudes.

Not to be outdone by some gravy coaster.

Still better than those brown football trains on Steel Curtain.

I heard it was interactive. If you do a head on collision, melted cheese will fall from the ceiling, onto your head and into your car.

This would work great at Cedar Point during Halloweekends as an overlay to Dodgem. Temporarily enclose the ride and make it 3-D, with drivers getting attacked by seagulls.