ALTON TOWERS UPDATE FROM TODAY....MORE INCIDENTS !!!

http://www.itv.com/news/central/update/2015-06-11/alton-towers-shut...ler-crash/

AIR....A METAL CLIP HAS BEEN HANDED INTO STAFF...RIDE CLOSED IMMEDIATELY....

RUNAWAY TRAIN......CLOSED UNKNOWN REASONS...

OCTONAUTS KIDS RIDE...CLOSED UNKNOWN FAULT....

Stop yelling. Are you mad, bro?

SORRY THE CAPS IS STUCK ON THIS LAP TOP....COFFEE SPILLAGE....TOTAL SHOCK OF TODAYS NEWS...WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK OF IT.../

In before clothes.

Seriously though, this happens every time there's a major incident at an amusement park. The media reports on every little subsequent thing that happens and ends up sensationalizing things that aren't terribly unusual such as ride stoppages.

andeejay said:

SORRY THE CAPS IS STUCK ON THIS LAP TOP....COFFEE SPILLAGE....TOTAL SHOCK OF TODAYS NEWS...WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK OF IT.../

I found a useful tool (which, surprisingly exists) to help you translate: http://convertcase.net/

"Sorry the caps is stuck on this lap top....Coffee spillage....Total shock of todays news...What do you all think of it..."

Proper grammar and a variety of punctuation other than "..." exists, but alas

Rides close every day in every theme park for a variety of reasons. For all we know it was weather related (not to suggest it was raining metal clips - which would be terrifying)