Six Flags White Water denied alcohol sales because council members want you to think of the children

I would vote against it because it could lead to dancing.

Clearly, as demonstrated here:

Or even exposed navels............

I've witnessed couples holding hands at some parks. What has happened to Six Flags?

My water park went through the same community resistance when we first started serving alcohol back in 2006. I can count on one hand the number of issues we've had regarding alcohol service since then. Dealing with alcohol related issues isn't even in the top 50 things operationally I deal with on a daily basis. I can't believe that this really is still an issue nowadays, well, I guess I can.

That's funny because the new Brave's stadium will be in Cobb County just down the road from Whitewater. I assume they plan to sell beer at a MLB baseball game.

I'm drinking a beer in front of my two daughters right now, while listening to Jimmy Buffet.

And vacuuming.

I'm calling child services!

I'm calling the manhood protection agency!

Because you're vacuuming....

Oh, please....!

"Six Flags White Water denied alcohol sales because council members want you to think of the children."

Wu-Tang is for the children.

I am thinking of the children. Specifically, I'm thinking that more children need to have the skill sets of young Patrick Dennis.