DreamVision theme park video, filled with stock video footage, ripe for mocking

Posted | Contributed by Jeff

From the blog:

Enter DreamVision, which is not Disney, though a former Disney exec is involved in the company. They announced plans to build a massive theme park in Fort Worth in early February. A heavy dose of skepticism followed the announcementincluding a range of questions about why they had yet to purchase any land for the park, their history of lawsuits and the fact that they've never actually built a theme park. If all that wasn't bizarre enough, they also released a video that will have you scratching your head so hard that you'll eventually strike brain.

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Before they proceed (if they do), they need to can the marketing department.*

*Or person.**

**Or ape.

I know right? It's so completely weird. This is the kind of stuff that a kid does to pretend to be a consultant in the industry. If you had something awesome that you were really taking action on, you'd keep it to yourself until there's something viable to start selling.

Jeff - Editor - CoasterBuzz.com - My Blog

Sooo bizarre...

I don't even know what the hell I just watched.

I would have understood this video much more if it had been posted on April 1.

Fever I really enjoy the Simpsons. It's just a shame that I am starting to LOOK like Homer.

Jeff said:
If you had something awesome that you were really taking action on, you'd keep it to yourself until there's something viable to start selling.

Kickstarter!

(Or Pepsi Refresh, whatever keeps the lights on...).

Brain hurts. Could not watch the whole thing.

"Look at us spinning out in the madness of a roller coaster" - Dave Matthews Band

I bailed about three minutes in, and only lasted that long because I was also watching as someone was chopped on "Chopped".

I don't like winter sports in the winter, so the opportunity to enjoy winter sports every day of the year holds little appeal.

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
--Fran Lebowitz

OMG, I just about died laughing and thought that was one of the best things I'd seen all day. Until I found this:

Warning: this one is over twelve minutes.

Spoiler: there's a Dragon Wagon.

How could anyone not see that this is a farce? I feel bad for the investers.

-Travis
www.youtube.com/TSVisits

You know what they say, "Ridiculously over promise and never deliver." Or something like that, I'm quite sure I am very close to having it right.

I guess if you can build a ski hill in Dubai, you can build one anywhere...

http://cse.umich.edu/

I think I missed something.

It's Dream Vision what?

June 11th, 2001 - Gemini 100
VertiGo Rides - 82

"Where a musical palate of countless colors surrounds you like a warm blanket on a cool winters eve and rekindles your spirit from a forgotten moment in time." What does that even mean???

I think it means they write their copy with a Magnetic Poetry kit.

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
--Fran Lebowitz

This is utterly sensational.

Jeff, you know you want to make a Charmland promo one weekend, you've got all the gear.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

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