Woman sheds half of her weight after being denied ride on roller coaster

Fun fact: the abbreviation for pound, lb, comes from libra. Libra is the constellation with the scales, hence the correlation.

Everything I need to know in life, I learned from Penn Jillette.

Can you make yourself disappear?

:-)

No, but he helped do it to Tyler.

You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

"No, they wouldn't know what the * a quarter pounder is."

Jeff said:

I hear there are things called "kilograms," and they're part of the "metric system."

I tried to find an explanation for why Britons use "stone" as a measurement of human body weight, but failed. (Basically they just do.) They do however use kilograms for everything else that isn't a human. Confounding.

Royale with Cheese

Check out the big brain on Brett!

You a smart little sucka'! That's right!

Say what again!

Oh, I'm sorry - did I break your concentration?

Do they speak English in what?

My girlfriend is a vegetarian, which pretty much make me a vegetarian.

Great, now I'm craving a tasty burger for lunch.

A Big Kahuna burger.

Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

HeyIsntThatRob? said:

You a smart little sucka'! That's right!

I think in the family friendly version they showed once, it was "mothercracker" instead of "sucka". ;)

I didn't think a non-profane string of Pulp Fiction quotes was even possible...

Can I just vote up the whole second half of the thread? *laugh*

A long quote from Pulp Fiction is difficult to use without profanity, but I think South Park tripled the amount of swears in the entire Pulp Fiction in...I want to say 10 minutes?

"Boulder Dash" may have made a better headline.