My wife and I take two vacations every year: one by ourselves and one to visit family. This year, we have family in San Diego, so we went there from Columbus last weekend and caught some coasters on the side.
We did a lot of the touristy stuff, like cruising around the bay, walking around Balboa Park, climbing around on Point Loma, shopping in Tijuana, etc. We also drove up to Mission Beach to check out the Giant Dipper at Belmont Park.
I can't really review the park because we were only there for a matter of minutes. Basically, we ran in, looked at the wooden model of the coaster, bought our $3.50 tickets, waited one train in line, rode and left.
About the coaster: It's beautiful, it rides smoothly, it's graceful, it starts with a looooong dark tunnel, and has a nice piece of trick-track. Nothing really memorable though, but worth riding.
That was Friday. The next day, we made the long drive up to LA for Magic Mountain. I was kinda worried about going on Saturday, because I knew it would be packed. But I didn't care - I had already visited in 1998. As long as I got to ride Goliath once, everything would be OK.
As we drove in, we saw the lift hill for X directly beside the parking lot road. As the day went on, the workmen would manage to add one single piece of track to the hill. Sheesh.
We parked at about 10 minutes after opening time, and I could see people riding Colossus...but no Goliath trains yet. gulp.
Then my worst fears were confirmed: RIDES TEMPORARILY NOT OPERATING: GOLIATH, FLASHBACK. Great, the two I hadn't ridden yet closed. Wait, it said temporarily. I held out hope.
We flashed our season passes (my brother- and sister-in-law bought tickets) and entered. After making the obligatory bathroom stop for the women (skipping the first bathroom, which had a line 15 people deep), we hiked up the hill for Superman: the Escape.
On the way there, we saw there was no line for Ninja, so we rode it. This is a great ride...right up there with the other great Arrow suspendeds like Top Gun and BBW. I love how it swoops low around the log flume. The only thing that kills it is that huge lift at the end (YOU WILL PAY!)
After that, we headed for S:TE. The line was all inside, about 15 minutes (even with one side running). Still a rush, though the launch felt less powerful than I remembered.
Now, we ran down the hill and caught Gold Rusher with an empty station. I like this Arrow mine ride for its uniqueness. The lift hill is actually more like a split lift, with the first part all on the ground, and a neat spiral in between the sections. The pacing is weird (fast-slow-fast-slow) but the ending helix is nice.
Riddler's Revenge was next on the list. We waited about 25 minutes for a random "seat" near the front. This one was much more fun than I remembered. In my last TR for SFMM, I wrote that RR was slow after the block brake, but not this time...it flew through the bunny hop and final turns. This may have overtaken Mantis as my favorite stand-up. The station needs to be redesigned though...like Magnum's, it's weirdly shaped so all the seat lines run together - yuk.
There is a serious safety issue going on here. About 10 seconds after the train arrives in the station, the seats all fly up to their fullest extent with some force, whether someone is on them or not. I saw a girl catch her butt on the seat and was actually lifted off her feet and lost her balance. I had trouble myself getting out of the row before they shot up. Watch out!
Now the park was getting crowded. I figured we better hit Goliath before the line was too long. So we went over there....no line....not running. There was a group of 5-6 park employees near the entrance, one holding a clipboard. I approached them:
IMPORTANT-LOOKING MANAGER TYPE (before I could say anything): Goliath is closed all day.
ME: Why?
HER: We're testing for safety (despite the fact that a train didn't run all day).
ME: Because a woman died of an anuerism?
HER: Yes.
ME: Are you aware that the coroner said the coaster was not at fault?
HER: Yes.
ME: (disgusted) Fine, whatever.
Let me tell you, I almost cried at this point. I had to sit down for a while. Then slowly, the rage took over. Six Flags owes it to me to have its newest ride running, especially on a Saturday, probably one of the biggest days of the year since school just let out. Safety? Give me a break. The only thing Six Flags is worried about is getting sued. They know the ride is safe. They opened it up hours after the accident.
Anyway, the whole thing left a bad taste in my mouth about the whole Six Flags chain, combined with some other incidents I'll mention later. I'll probably not be able to come back to California for many years, so I missed my only chance to ride Goliath.
Well...then, my group was hungry, so we went to "Food Etc." for snacks, where we ran into the most inept person I have ever seen. We ordered vanilla ice cream and soda, and had to repeat all or part of our order four times. The kid put his finger in my wife's ice cream, got my soda wrong, couldn't work the cash register without calling the manager over, and gave me the wrong change.
Then we ate, and I sulked.
Next we hit Colossus, mostly so I could take pics of Goliath. We waited about 20 minutes, extended by the fact that some teen-age punk wearing a WALKING CAST on his ankle, and his FOUR friends, got to skip the line and ride in front of us. Unbelievable. Permenantly handicapped is one thing...but a busted ankle? The park should NOT allow people to take advantage of this situation.
Colossus was fun, but a little rough. One side only running, of course.
Now it was so hot we were starting to lose energy...and it was only 1 p.m. We went over to the log flume...the one about which Ninja twists. We waited over an hour...sheesh. The ride was fun, but the log was so small my wife and I both got bruises on our knees.
We wanted some icees now, so I got in a long line at a stand that said "Cherry Icees." After waiting for 15 minutes at least, I arrived at the window. "Cherry Icee, please," I said. "Oh, the icee machine is broken," the employee said.
WHAT?!? What did all the people in front of me order??? I just rolled my eyes and walked away.
We'd about had enough of this crap at this point. All the lines were way out of the gates. We did the one thing I didn't get to do in 1998...that is, go up on the Sky Tower and take aerial photos. Deja Vu is done. The tower guy said it'd be open in 2 weeks. He also said X would be open July 4. Whatever. The footers aren't even down yet.
We hung out on the tower for 30 minutes or more, because it was cool up there. Then we came down, took the Orient Express to the bottom of the hill, and got the heck out of there.
To make matters worse, there was traffic in LA, making for a 3+ hour drive home. :(