Good clowns protest evil clowns at Alton Towers

Posted | Contributed by Jeff

The battle lines are being drawn up for the ultimate pratfall showdown: between the loveable, kiddy-friendly clowns of Zippos Circus and their evil alter egos from Alton Towers’ Carnival of Screams. According to the Telegraph, Janerik Brenner, aka Fips the Clown, and chums plan to protest the devilish entertainment outside Alton Towers’ main gate today on the grounds that Carnival of Screams "portrays clowns as evil".

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Hilarious. This is almost Onion-worthy.

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In other news, the protest was temporarily halted as the clowns stopped to sweep up several beams from spotlights shining on the pavement.

My father was a clown. He left some very big shoes to fill.

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In case you're wondering what the snap accompanying this article is all about, it's our way of showing nippers that clowns are neither evil nor scary,

And THAT'S the best picture they could come up with?

Ensign Smith said:
Hilarious. This is almost Onion-worthy.
In related news, Somali pirates have arrived in Orlando to protest Pirates of the Caribbean for its depiction of pirates as 'cute' and 'family-friendly'....

I heard Toyota was protesting GM's Test Track on the grounds that the braking segment of the ride was "unrealistic".

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John

They are all evil. The supposedly "good" ones are just trying to fool people so they can get public approval to erect a circus tent near ground zero.

Hahahahaha!

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

I just find the whole thing funny. I think he is either a stuck up jerk or a marketing genius looking for a cheap way to get his companies name plastered around the country and beyond.

Check out the video of their protest at the main entrance

The woman speaking is also responsible for the TH13TEEN over hype.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

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