I do understand your concern though and accept your 'slap' :) though I feel that I was talking about beans that were already scattered on the floor.
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Jim
*** This post was edited by Wolgamuth 2/12/2003 12:10:56 PM ***
"Who ordered a beating?"
"Why I oughta...one of these days..." (I stole this one)
"I got drunk and killed a hobo last weekend" (sadly this is what I did do last weekend, I would appreciate it if you kept this under your hat though, thanks)
"Lord help me I love pudding" (this one is also autobiographical)
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Jim Wolgamuth
Moosh - who thinks our story would bypass A&E Biography and go right to E! True Hollywood Stories.
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And yes "I got your woodie right here" is the catchphrase we have been working with, after all I think it fits into the senario the best. Oh man am I going to regret this post later on. LOL
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SWOOSH
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And now.....I proclaim you.....Lachesis! (I guess that refers BACK to your sig...so you see, you really are the primary troublemaker here)...;)
"HELLO! I will be the STRAIGHT one! After all I am the one with the fiancé."
That explains why *I'm* the funny one ;)
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