If u had 5 minutes

If u had 5 minutes with a Park owner of ur home park and anything that you told him he would put in. what would you tell him your park needs, and rember The clock is ticking. I would tell te owner of magic mountain that we need a good wood, lower the prices for season passes, add Season pass perks, And lower the prices of Thrill shot, and the Sky coaster, while adding lap bars to viper, and removing the ostrs, on revoulution, , and un-tamming Collosus. pheww done.

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The only good wolverine is a dead wolverine! Ohio State Football. go Bucks

I'd have a list prepaired and I would just hand it to him, you know, lol, a 500page book of everything I would want :)

I agree Sonofbeastrules

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SFMM went from Amusment Park to Xtreme Park.They skipped Theme park :)

I would tell the owner of six flags new england that the park needs a cci or gci woody perferably something similar to the awesome deuling lightning racer. WE Need one or two more great flat rides either from chance or huss. Get rid of the skycoaster and place a deja vu or impulse ride in that area. Also, a b&M flying or Vekoma Dutchman would be a great addition. some elaborate theming would be great but hopefully thats coming in the new coaster for 2002. It be great if they bought more land acroos the conn. river, so that parking and maybe even some rides could be put over there with a ferry to take people across the river. Done, and only a few seconds to spare!!!

my list would go on forever!! It could never be fully realized, not enough land at any park.

SFWoA:
1. send the looney tunes rides to the great escape
2. put a huge CCI twister in it's place
3. retrack RWB
4. You've got the friggin two trains for a reason! Use them!
5. take the flat tides away from the former seaworld
6. remove mind eraser and put flat rides there
7. clean park
8. fix bathrooms (can't flush the can)
9. lower prices, it isn't worth $40
10. promise that you will never contract Vekoma to build a coaster ever again
11. put in a wild mouse
12. lower the $9 parking cost!
13. unlucky, skip this one
14. tear down serial thriller, put an inverted B&M in its place
I'm done :)

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Rollercoasters are the secret of life!

http://www.woodencoaster.com *** This post was edited by bigkirby on 8/5/2001. ***

Hmmm u forgot to tear down Serial Thriller and put an Intamin Tornado clone in its place. An in-line twist through the station, that would make any batman the ride wait seem short.

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The only good wolverine is a dead wolverine! Ohio State Football. go Bucks

got it :)

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Rollercoasters are the secret of life!

http://www.woodencoaster.com

I would tell the owner of Cedar Point that we need a CCI Woodie, a hypersonic XLC, a launched coaster of some sort, and a new prototype coaster.

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Welcome back riders, how was your ride...Enjoy your day, here at Cedar Point, America's roller coast.

While five minutes isn't a long time at all, I think it should be long enough that we all continue you use "you" instead of "u." You guys should know that by now, c'mon...

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Matt Lynch
Co-Webmaster, Kennywood Boulevard
http://kennywood.coasterbuzz.com

we cany help it that we have Lazinessdifemia otherwise known as lazy internet user virus, its very contagious dont "u" know. U have it to lycnh, "c'mon" isnt the full way come on.
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The only good wolverine is a dead wolverine! Ohio State Football. go Bucks *** This post was edited by Intaminrocks on 8/5/2001. ***

I would tell the owner of dorney park they need to tear down hercules, rebuild it so its not so painful, plus it would take away its little coaster crash history, repaint the lazer so that the red isnt showing through the green, plus put the old lights back on, repaint steel force so you dont see the black tar streaking down the red beams, clean out the pond where the swan boats are, do something with wildwater kingdom anything would be nice, to use dorney pictures in there brochures instead of cedarpoints pictures, get new live enterainment, goodness the boogie down band has been doing the same show for three years now, bring back some of its history, like the skyride, or journey to the center of the earth, or the old train station for the zephyer. well all that might take like six minutes but close enough.

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theres something inside me that pulls beneth the surface...(linkin park)

My home park is Six Flags America. I would begin my five minutes by telling him that they have done an excellent job since they took over. I would then spend the rest of my time explaining two points instead of mindlessly listing 100 different coasters. First, to replace the Joker's Jinx trains with lapbars. I would tell him that every time I go, the ride is a walk on due to excessive roughness. That by replacing the restraints, it would have nearly the same effect as adding a new coaster. The second thing would be about ride ops. I would discuss how they could improve ride ops enthusiasm and professionalism. Suggest ride op benefits and rewards for showing these qualities. I'd explain that the experience can be enhanced so much by a ride op that can really pump up a queue. Now, it would obviously be unfair to say that every ride op lacks these qualities. I just find that it could be done a lot better than it is. At the end, I would thank him for his time and wish him good luck with his business.

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Joshua Wilcox
The following statement is true.
The preceding statement is false.

Let's see how to change SFMW...
1. Try really hard to get the fairgrounds within the next 2 years
2. Take out Kong and add a Talon size invert
3. Add a log flume
4. Add a drop tower
5. Theme Roar
6. Landscape Medusa
7. Put in more trees near Boomerang and Skycoaster

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Shut up when I'm talking to you!"- Linkin Park

For SFGAm:
Race the Eagle
Build a parking garage so you could expand into the parking lot
put standup restraints on the Giant Drop
landscape under Shockwave
buy back the Tidal Wave
put a flying coaster in Plymouth Place around the Go-Kart track

Oh, and FIX DEJA VU!
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"We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say eckyeckyeckyeckypakungloopoingengzourjin." "Ni" *** This post was edited by Krazy on 8/5/2001. ***

SFoG:
1.) Keep Viper (If it is indeed getting replaced)
2.) Replace Ninja OTSR
3.) If 3 fails, replace Ninja
4.) Get a Intamin Hyper
5.) Get a Premier, Launched with Lapbars
6.) Friendlier Staff
7.) Get Deja Vu working
8.) Make a new themed area
9.) Did I already mention the Intamin Hyper ;)
10.) Lower all prices...I don't like paying $6.50 for a souvenir cup filled with Icee...

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Millennium Force: The Future's Riding On It

For SFGAdv:

1) REPAINT ROLLING THUNDER FOR CHRISSAKES!!!!
2) TEAR DOWN VIPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3) Repaint GASM.
4) Repaint Batman: The Ride
5) Fix the front of Skull Mountain and raise the music inside (Some of the fake rock has fallen off)
6) Have only ONE Kiddy area...we don't need 2!
7) Fix Evolution so it can operate without problems!
8) Hire enough people to operate the rides, dammit!
9) Re-pave the parking lot!
10) Re-open the Looping StarShip!
11) Re-open the Parachute Jump!
12) Change the Simulator movie!
13) LOWER SODA PRICES! $2.50 for a Coke?! $3.00 for a POLAND SPRING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
14) Actually ENFORCE the line-jumping rule!
15) Install an Intamin GIGA!!!!!!!
16) Make the Giga over the lake!
17) Make ANY coaster and put it over the lake!
18) Actually EXPAND onto the land you own across the lake!
19) Get a new wooden coaster!
20) Build a hotel nearby for those people who need to spend 2 days, but don't want to drive 20 miles to a hotel!
21) Lower the Upcharge attraction costs! $20 for Sling Shot?! $30 for Dare Devil Dive?!
22) Hire AMERICAN employees who speak english!
23) CLEAN the park!
24) Open up Robin with Lap-Bars already!
25) GET RID OF LETHAL WEAPON AND THE CAMELOT FIREWORKS!!!! We get tired of the same shows after 5 years of the same thing!

WHEW!!!! Now I feel better! There is o much more I could say but I don't feel like typing any more.

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KoЯn Rules! I just came out to feed!

Lots of Spoiled adults and kids here. muahaha

I would tell PGA:
1.Compete with SFMW
2.Get a long coaster over 3,000feet
3.Get a coaster over 150ft tall
4.World Class coasters
5.quit the prototypes
6.follow the suggestions from the guests
7.expand..
8.Take action!!!
9.More coasters!!
10.Take out grizzly and add a CCI twister!!!




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Kinetic Zero's homepage ~~~~ www.kineticzero.com *** This post was edited by www.KiNeTicZero.com on 8/5/2001. ***

For SFEG:
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE add a coaster that not a clone

Cedar Point.....hmmmmm
1. Turn the blue trains on Gemini to go backwards
2. Built a muli-level parking deck on inland and transport guests by boat and tram
3. Extend skride all the way back to the Gemini Midway
4. Move Demon Drop to face the lake so it looks like your gonna fly into the lake
5. Add a huge roller coaster that would have a 6000 riders per hour abilty
6. Get a good movie in the Imax cinema
7. Keep up the good work

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